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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God

issue 4447 | 11.23.08 | Radio
Rove Resigns To Spend More Time In Shadows

issue 4351 | 12.20.07 | News

Rove claimed he never felt comfortable operating within the visible light spectrum more»
'95-'96 Prayers Finally Answered

issue 4342 | 10.18.07 | News In Brief

HEAVEN—Explaining that He had been "absolutely swamped," God announced yesterday that He was finally able to find time in His busy... more»
God Wondering If He's Being Too Cruel In Allowing Cavaliers To Reach NBA Finals

issue 4323 | 06.07.07 | Sports NIB

PARADISE—God, the omnipotent and omniscient Creator of the Universe who recently saw fit to allow the Cleveland Cavaliers to advance to... more»
Muslims To Boycott All Pope Merchandise

issue 4240 | 10.04.06 | News

KARACHI—A halt in sales of La-Z-Pope chairs, Pope Oaties cereal, and Jiffy-Pope could spell trouble for the Vatican's multi-billion-dollar... more»
God Tentatively Renews Human Life Through 2007

issue 4230 | 07.27.06 | Radio
Area Man Will Remember Unanswered Prayer Next Time God Needs His Help

issue 4222 | 06.06.06 | Radio
Prayer To God Loaded With Reverse Psychology

issue 4213 | 04.04.06 | Radio
God Returns From 2000-Year Vacation

issue 4150 | 12.20.05 | Radio
Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God

issue 4149 | 12.13.05 | Radio

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