Gorzo The Mighty

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Earth, Prepare To Meet Thy DOOM!

issue 4451 | 12.18.08 | Columnists

This past earthly solar cycle was one to be remembered. A year of change. A year of hope. Pitiful, misplaced hope! But by far, the single... more»
And Now For Some... Amusement

issue 4150 | 12.14.05 | Columnists

After all the times you have thwarted me... After all the times my plans for world domination... more»
Oh Yes... I Am Still Very Much Alive!

issue 4137 | 09.14.05 | Columnists

Ha! I see by the look of terror in your pathetic Earthling eyes that you did not expect to see me standing here when the sliding doors to the... more»
You Shall Make An Excellent Queen

issue 3929 | 07.30.03 | Columnists

Grand Vizier Adrakus! Prepare a full report on the attempted siege of my palace! Spare no detail, and have the Royal Theater Guild prepare a full... more»
Infidel!

issue 3537 | 10.13.99 | Columnists

Bring forth the prisoners! I, Gorzo The Mighty, hereby decree that Crash Comet, Space Commander From The Year 2000, and his puny boy sidekick, Buddy... more»
Seize Him!

issue 3215 | 11.11.97 | Columnists

Ah, yes. I see you have captured my elusive Earthling quarry at last. Well done, guard! You have greatly pleased your master. Bring him forward at... more»