The Onion - America's Finest News Source - http://www.theonion.com/content/topics/H._Ulysses_Zweibel/feed en-us H. Ulysses Zweibel http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25525?utm_source=from_tag Thu, 11 Aug 2005 14:24:39 -0400 H._Ulysses_Zweibel 25525_d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e Get Me Off This Consarned Asteroid! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25976?utm_source=from_tag Boooooooo! 'Tis I, the ghost of Herman Ulysses Zweibel, pioneer editor of<I> The Mercantile-Onion</I> and, to my ever-lasting shame, father of that debauched, laudanum-addicted whelp, T. Herman Zweibel! Boooooooo! Wed, 11 Aug 1999 16:00:00 -0400 Columnists H._Ulysses_Zweibel Space 25976_72acbf881cb7f0c9e7fd7de2e81d915f What Our Republic Needs Is A Merry Jig http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25961?utm_source=from_tag Booooooooo! 'Tis I, Herman Ulysses Zweibel, long-dead founder of <I>The Onion</I>, or, as it was more eloquently known in my day, <I>The Mercantile-Onion. Boooooooo!</I> Wed, 03 Feb 1999 16:00:00 -0500 Columnists H._Ulysses_Zweibel Rich History 25961_4a84bccede3add967463bad84fd74580 We Must Act Now Against The Barbary Pirates http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25905?utm_source=from_tag Booooo! It is I, the ghost of Herman Ulysses Zweibel, founder of <I>The Onion</I>, or, as it was originally known, <I>The Mercantile-Onion</I>. Booooo! Wed, 24 Jun 1998 16:00:00 -0400 Columnists H._Ulysses_Zweibel 25905_cebd0525f15d0cf2cc078a03f3f03a39