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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Offin' Office Max

issue 3819 | 05.22.02 | Columnists

Yo, this is a message foe all y'all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y'all wanna brawl wit' tha H-Dog an' tha rest of tha... more»
Take This Job And Love It

issue 3803 | 01.30.02 | Columnists

Yo, yo, yo, H-Dog is back in tha house, all-new an' luvvin' tha boos in tha '02, know what I'm sayin'? First off, big upz to tha whole Midstate... more»
True A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day Off

issue 3732 | 09.12.01 | Columnists

Ay yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin' they accountz on time without me... more»
Guard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa Bitchez

issue 3721 | 06.06.01 | Columnists

Yo, whassup, Gs? H-Dog in tha house. Do all y'all recall, back in tha day, tha beef between tha Accountz Reeceevable posse an' tha west-wing Tech... more»
A Homey In Need

issue 3707 | 02.28.01 | Columnists

All y'all disciples of tha H-Dog know that The Man always be tryin' to playa-hate on tha Accountz Reeceevable bruthahood, 24-7. On any given day in... more»
H-Dog Jr.

issue 3644 | 12.06.00 | Columnists

Yo, check it out, Gs: Last week, that freaky ho Judy from tha wack-ass Accountz Payabo krew steps to mah fly cubicle, all smilin' an' shit. I thought... more»
What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES

issue 3625 | 07.26.00 | Columnists

Yo, peep this: I know all y'all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County CPA Convention from July 14-16 at... more»
Cash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My Shortie

issue 3609 | 03.15.00 | Columnists

Heads up, y'all: Tha H-Dog's wildin' days be OVA. Now, I still be keepin' it real as tha Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa at Midstate Office Supply, so... more»
Time Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props

issue 3541 | 11.10.99 | Columnists

Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha H-Dog's back in his day-to-day bidness as tha... more»
I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic

issue 3526 | 07.28.99 | Columnists

Yo, I must be gettin' soft or somethin', 'cause last weekend, I be chillin' at tha Midstate Office Supply company picnic. Sheeit. Ain't too long ago,... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Herbert Kornfeld

Offin' Office Max

Take This Job And Love It

True A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day Off

Guard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa Bitchez

A Homey In Need

H-Dog Jr.

What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES

Cash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My Shortie

Time Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props

I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic

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