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College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School

issue 4545 | 11.07.09 | News

COCONUT CREEK, FL—"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking... more»
Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears

issue 4544 | 10.30.09 | News

NEW YORK—"It's like they don't even know I'm alive," said John Green, 91, of Miami. "I don't know why I let it bother me. I've lived a rich,... more»
Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | News

MARGATE, FL—Senior Chris Payack claims to have imparted much wisdom to the freshman, including the locations of bathrooms with working locks on... more»
Shitload Of Math Due Monday

issue 4449 | 12.05.08 | News

OLD BRIDGE, NJ—Students dreaded spending all day Sunday with some retarded math book, especially one that doesn't have any of the freaking... more»
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

issue 4439 | 09.27.08 | News

SOMERSET, NJ—"It’s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege,"... more»
Alumni Furious Over High School's Constant Improvements

issue 4433 | 08.15.08 | News In Brief

TRAVERSE CITY, MI—Former students of Traverse City High School became utterly incensed Wednesday after learning their alma mater had... more»
Biggest Loser In High School Adjusting To Being Ordinary Loser In College

issue 4433 | 08.15.08 | News In Brief

COLUMBIA, SC—University of South Carolina loser freshman Robert Larkin, formerly the anchor of Norrix High School's weekly news... more»
Class Of '88 Reunion Attendees Once Again Trick Sue Thorpe Into Thinking Jeff Urban Likes Her

issue 4428 | 07.08.08 | News In Brief

ABERDEEN, ID—While attending her 20-year high school reunion Monday, 38-year-old claims adjuster Sue Thorpe was once again tricked into... more»
I Strongly Disagree With Connellsville High School's Choice For The John Philip Sousa Award

issue 4403 | 01.16.08 | Commentary

It is with heavy heart that I, John Philip Sousa, composer and patriot, address you today for the purpose of setting right a great... more»
Report: School Shootings Help Prepare Students For Being Shot In Real World

issue 4335 | 08.30.07 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—"What hope do our children have if they're not constantly terrified of being shot dead?" said Diane Gallo, director of No... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School

Group Of Popular Girls Reduces Nation To Tears

Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing

Shitload Of Math Due Monday

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Alumni Furious Over High School's Constant Improvements

Biggest Loser In High School Adjusting To Being Ordinary Loser In College

Class Of '88 Reunion Attendees Once Again Trick Sue Thorpe Into Thinking Jeff Urban Likes Her

I Strongly Disagree With Connellsville High School's Choice For The John Philip Sousa Award

Report: School Shootings Help Prepare Students For Being Shot In Real World

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