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Historical Archives: M. Webster's New "Dictionary" Shall Burden Us With A Tyranny Of Words

issue 4441 | 10.05.08 | Commentary

Be it Known, that the Scoundrel & Cat-A-Mite who goes by the Monniker of Noah WEBSTER, is presently at Work on the most Infernal and... more»
Historical Archives: A Mischievous Woman Wander'd Outside Of Home

issue 4441 | 10.05.08 | Historical Archives

The gentle town of HARRISBURG was confronted with a most Worrisome and Shocking sight the day before last, one owing to the sudden appearance of... more»
Historical Archives: New Whimsical Tune Helps Drown Out Cries Of Anguish

issue 4441 | 10.05.08 | Historical Archives

Through the Grace of GOD our Father, Reports have found their way through the dense Wilds of the OHIO COUNTRY, that a Singing-Tune, possibly of... more»
Special Report: The Great Onion Schism Of 1783

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Special Report: Top Entertainers Of 1783

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Special Report: The Fabrics Of 1783

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Special Report: How The Onion Was Printed In 1783

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Special Report: Adultery And Crime In 1783

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Historical Archives: New York Threatened By O'er-Crowding As Population Climbs To Twelve Thousands

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

A great Worrye gripps the Metropolis of New Yorke, fmrly, New Amsterdam, from which we should all take cautionary Instrucktion, that we might stop... more»
Historical Archives: Owls Deemed Arse-Holes

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

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Historical Archives: M. Webster's New "Dictionary" Shall Burden Us With A Tyranny Of Words

Historical Archives: A Mischievous Woman Wander'd Outside Of Home

Historical Archives: New Whimsical Tune Helps Drown Out Cries Of Anguish

Special Report: The Great Onion Schism Of 1783

Special Report: Top Entertainers Of 1783

Special Report: The Fabrics Of 1783

Special Report: How The Onion Was Printed In 1783

Special Report: Adultery And Crime In 1783

Historical Archives: New York Threatened By O'er-Crowding As Population Climbs To Twelve Thousands

Historical Archives: Owls Deemed Arse-Holes

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