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Historical Archives: 14 Are Killed In 6-Hour-Long Schoolhouse Musket Shooting

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

SHOTTEN DEAD, in a school house in Western VIRGINIA, over the course of Six HOURS, by a Musket-wielding Gun-Man, were 14 Students, may GOD rest... more»

Historical Archives: Benedict Arnold Is A Modern Day's Anthony Babington

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

RESOLV'D By all Men Good & True, that, to his d—nable Role in seeking to ASSASSINATE our waxing Nation much in the Manner of the... more»

Historical Archives: Citizens Are Now Free to Practise Any Form Of Protestantism They Want

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

In their infinite Wisdom and Compassion, the Founders of our Young Republic have seen fit to bestow upon we Americans, the Wise and Enlightened... more»

Historical Archives: Great God, The Stenche

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Commentary

CHRIST on His golden Throne above, it does smell. All around us, throughout the Width, and Breadth, and Girth, of this our great... more»

Historical Archives: Local Black-Smith is Disappointed By Son's Wishes To Be-Come a Wheel-Wright

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

As a veritable Flood of Waggons continues to stir the Muck of our Thorough Fares, and the Traffick there of makes great Demand for the bespok'd... more»

Historical Archives: Popular Hymns heard sung of late.

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

"O, O, O Lord, O, O". "These Lesions, Ho, Are The Lord's Lesions". "Yea, How The Lord Doth Despise... more»

Historical Archives: Humor In Shackles

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

Thunderous peals of Laughter were heard the night before last when indentured Servant GEORGE was witnessed to proclaim, "Masters, am I not also... more»

Historical Archives: New Daily News, Paper Makes Mockery Of Seven-Day News Cycle

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

A Warning to our Loyal Readers! The PENNSYLVANIA PACKET AND DAILY ADVERTISER, a God less Pile of Gim Crackery not suitable for... more»

Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Carved Wooden Heads

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Historical Archives

By the most skilled Crafts-men have been created Carved Wooden HEADS of remark able quality and bilaterally symmetrical appearance and known... more»

Historical Archives: Is It Too Soon To Use The Boston Massacre As A Source Of Humour?

issue 4441 | 10.04.08 | Commentary

As is Custom, I spent the Even Tide of Thurs-day last at the Whore's Head, enjoying my usual Tankard of molten Chocolate in the Company of... more»

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Historical Archives: 14 Are Killed In 6-Hour-Long Schoolhouse Musket Shooting

Historical Archives: Benedict Arnold Is A Modern Day's Anthony Babington

Historical Archives: Citizens Are Now Free to Practise Any Form Of Protestantism They Want

Historical Archives: Great God, The Stenche

Historical Archives: Local Black-Smith is Disappointed By Son's Wishes To Be-Come a Wheel-Wright

Historical Archives: Popular Hymns heard sung of late.

Historical Archives: Humor In Shackles

Historical Archives: New Daily News, Paper Makes Mockery Of Seven-Day News Cycle

Historical Archives: To Be Sold - Carved Wooden Heads

Historical Archives: Is It Too Soon To Use The Boston Massacre As A Source Of Humour?

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