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Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War

issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | News

NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow... more»
Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go?

issue 4437 | 09.10.08 | Commentary

Well this sucks. I leave the realm of the living to roam the underworld for a few thousand years, return to my burial place to enjoy all my... more»
Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down For Entire Life

issue 4432 | 08.09.08 | News

CHICAGO—"You mean this entire time? On the bus? During my first communion?" Fred Havemeyer said. "Oh, Christ, the 60s! I just remembered the... more»
Man In Inner Tube Completes First Lazy Transatlantic Journey

issue 4418 | 04.30.08 | News

LA ROCHELLE, FRANCE—"You just have to go with the flow," said the epic hero, who navigated and survived the 3,012 nautical mile journey with... more»
Chuck Berry Remembers Call From Cousin About White Kid Playing 'Johnny B. Goode'

issue 4416 | 04.18.08 | News In Brief

WENTZVILLE, MO—In a shocking revelation that turns a half century of rock-and-roll history on its head, legendary musician Chuck Berry... more»
Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dippin' Dots

issue 4413 | 03.26.08 | News

NEW YORK—"What is this melting dessert of churned animal's milk?" said the man, who came from a future world where Dippin' Dots is the sole... more»
Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak

issue 4405 | 02.02.08 | News

CARSON CITY, NV—Once, movies were a quarter, soda pop only cost a nickel, and Hank Fletcher's sphincter was strong enough to expand and... more»
Bush Begins Preparations For Nation's Final Year

issue 4402 | 01.05.08 | News

WASHINGTON—The president assured citizens he would do everything possible over next few months to promote a smooth transition into utter... more»
Crime Scene Investigators Find Arrowhead

issue 4346 | 11.16.07 | News

BALTIMORE—Police were shocked to discover an arrowhead that could be thousands of years old lying right next to the partially decomposed bodies... more»
If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

issue 4342 | 10.17.07 | Commentary

My fellow Americans, in the coming presidential election, the voters of this nation will plot a course for the future. There are many... more»