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A Commercial For Mortgages That Looks Like A News Report

issue 4452 | 12.15.08 | TV Listings

ABC 7:07 p.m. EST/6:07 p.m. CST Wait a minute... weren't you just watching Jeopardy?
China Hosts Realistic-Looking Olympics

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | Sports News

BEIJING—Long after the closing ceremonies of last August's XXIX Olympiad, participants and spectators from around the world were still... more»
Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | News

TEHRAN, IRAN—Iran shocked the world by revealing that its suspected nuclear program was a cover for "Ali Baba and the 40 Loops"—the... more»
Iraq's Little Victories

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | Infographic

After a busy election season, it's easy to forget that while the two candidates were fighting over the presidency, we were still fighting a war... more»
As Of This Briefing, We Have Commenced Operation Global Penumbra

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | Columnists

Good afternoon, gentlemen, Mei-Ling, Your Grace, Madame Secretary. Welcome to the Department for Special Acquisitions and Liquidations. May... more»
North Korea Releases New Paintings Of Healthy Kim Jong Il

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | News In Brief

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In an effort to dispel rumors of leader Kim Jong Il's failing health, the North Korean government released... more»
2008 In Review: World Affairs

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | American Voices

One of the biggest challenges facing the incoming Obama administration is repairing the damage to our international image. What do you think? more»
CIA's Plot To Wait Out Fidel Castro's Regime Comes To Fruition

issue 4451 | 12.15.08 | Radio
Amsterdam To Shutter Some Coffee Shops, Brothels

issue 4451 | 12.12.08 | American Voices

In an effort to stem organized crime, Amsterdam announced that it would be closing many of its brothels and marijuana-friendly cafes. What do... more»
Either Someone 14th Caller Or Everything On Fire At Spanish Radio Station

issue 4450 | 12.10.08 | News In Brief

SAN JOSE, CA—According to sources, either a listener of local Spanish-language radio program Mañana Gigante con Luis y Moon... more»

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