Jackie Harvey

mobile edition

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Little Chelsea Clinton Is All Grown Up And Glamorous!

issue 3816 | 05.01.02 | Columnists

Item! Remember Chelsea Clinton? Wasn't it nice to have a presidential daughter who wasn't posing for Playboy or getting drunk?... more»
Shame On You, Wynonna Rider

issue 3809 | 03.13.02 | Columnists

Item! A thief in Hollywood? Say it ain't so! Wynonna Rider, who delighted us in Alien 3, Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael,... more»
The Lord Of The Rings Is Hobbit-Forming!

issue 3801 | 01.16.02 | Columnists

Happy 2002! Whew, I'm glad we can put 2001 behind us with all that terrorism. It's a New Year, and already the grapevine is buzzing with... more»
I'm No Tali-fan!

issue 3740 | 11.07.01 | Columnists

Item! Terrorism has hit these shores, and I for one am ready to put my foot down and say enough! I don't care if I become a target for... more»
Julia And Benjamin: Say Goodbye To The New Camelot!

issue 3730 | 08.29.01 | Columnists

Item! Why is it that the best-looking couples never stay together? Megastar Julia Roberts and ethnically ambiguous actor Benjamin... more»
Sony Brings Shame To My Profession!

issue 3723 | 06.20.01 | Columnists

The Japanese do a lot of things better than us Americans, like making cars and preparing sushi. Well, now you can add to that list fabricating... more»
Russell Crowe Has Something To 'Crowe' About... An Oscar Win!

issue 3712 | 03.04.01 | Columnists

Item! In case you're on Mars or something, here's a news flash: The Oscars happened! I always get cable this time of year so I... more»
Celebrity Couples Are Breaking Up!

issue 3703 | 01.31.01 | Columnists

Item! It's not just Oscar season, it's also break-up season! Among the Hollywood couples packing up their belongings and moving to Splitsville... more»
A Year Without Movie Magic? Say It Ain't So, Hollywood!

issue 3640 | 11.08.00 | Columnists

Item! Are you sitting down? I've just received some very, very bad news. A reliable source tells me that Hollywood's actors and writers... more»
Monkey Baby For Material Mom?

issue 3632 | 09.13.00 | Columnists

Item! Material mom Madonna just had her second baby! I wish I could report this as good old-fashioned good news, but there have been... more»

The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jackie Harvey

Little Chelsea Clinton Is All Grown Up And Glamorous!

Shame On You, Wynonna Rider

The Lord Of The Rings Is Hobbit-Forming!

I'm No Tali-fan!

Julia And Benjamin: Say Goodbye To The New Camelot!

Sony Brings Shame To My Profession!

Russell Crowe Has Something To 'Crowe' About... An Oscar Win!

Celebrity Couples Are Breaking Up!

A Year Without Movie Magic? Say It Ain't So, Hollywood!

Monkey Baby For Material Mom?

Onion Store

Featured Section »

Entertainment

From Our News Partners

The OnionConnect

Site Links

Subscriptions, RSS, Mobile, Etc.

Email Dispatch

Meet Other Onion Readers

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s GA_googleFillSlot("100x12_avfocus");

From Our News Partners

The OnionConnect

Site Links

Email Dispatch

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s