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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

It's Time For Summer Blockbuster Movie Magic!

issue 3624 | 07.19.00 | Columnists

Whassssuuuuup!!!! For those of you unfamiliar with the TV commercial, you should imagine me waggling my tongue comically right now. It's very... more»
Darva's Baring Her Congers In Playboy!

issue 3617 | 05.10.00 | Columnists

Item! Would-be millionaire-marryer Darva Conger is going to be taking it all off in an upcoming issue of Playboy! I have it on... more»
I Can't Believe I Missed The Oscars!

issue 3612 | 04.05.00 | Columnists

What sort of entertainment journalist am I? I was all psyched for the Oscars this year, as I am every year. Would Gwenth Paltrow... more»
It's The First February Of The New Millennium!

issue 3604 | 02.09.00 | Columnists

Happiest of new years to everyone! I hope all of you had a good New Year's Eve and are enjoying this exciting time in human history, the first... more»
I'm The Proud Owner Of Gary Coleman's Spatula!

issue 3545 | 12.08.99 | Columnists

Item! "Short-perstar" Gary Coleman is broke... and I'm the better for it! Out of money, the down-and-out Diff'rent Stroker recently put... more»
It's Splitsville For Jacko!

issue 3537 | 10.13.99 | Columnists

Item! Megasuperduperstar Michael Jackson and his wife are calling it quits after five years of wedded bliss. No official word... more»
More Like Blair Witch Projectile Vomiting!

issue 3530 | 08.25.99 | Columnists

Item! In the terminal overhype department, I have to say that this new Blair Witch Project was one of the biggest snores I have... more»
Has Leo Gotten Himself Hitched-O?

issue 3524 | 06.23.99 | Columnists

Item! Ladies, brace yourselves for some serious heartache. The word is, Hollywood hunk du jour (that's "of the day" for all you... more»
Pamela Sue Is Going Au Natural!

issue 3517 | 05.05.99 | Columnists

Item! Pamela Sue Anderson Lee is all over the news again! Devoted Harveyheads may recall that about six months ago, I reported that the former... more»
I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars!

issue 3511 | 03.24.99 | Columnists

Here's a riddle for you: What has more stars than the sky itself? The Oscars, and I for one was positively blinded by what I saw on Sunday!... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jackie Harvey

It's Time For Summer Blockbuster Movie Magic!

Darva's Baring Her Congers In Playboy!

I Can't Believe I Missed The Oscars!

It's The First February Of The New Millennium!

I'm The Proud Owner Of Gary Coleman's Spatula!

It's Splitsville For Jacko!

More Like Blair Witch Projectile Vomiting!

Has Leo Gotten Himself Hitched-O?

Pamela Sue Is Going Au Natural!

I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars!

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