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  • Jackie Harvey Hanna Montana's Secret Identity…Revealed!

    Apr 23, 2008 | Issue 44•17

    Item! Have you ever noticed that you never see Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montana in the same room at the same time? (She's kind of like...

  • Jackie Harvey Jackie's 10 Best Entertainment Moments of 2007!

    Dec 17, 2007 | Issue 43•51

    Item! Should old acquaintance be forgot? No, it should be remembered and celebrated. And what better way to remember our favorite...

  • Jackie Harvey I'm Still Dazzled By The 2007 Emmy Awards!

    Oct 03, 2007 | Issue 43•40

    Item! What do you get when you take the brightest television stars, put them in the best theater imaginable and let the cameras roll? No, it's not...

  • Jackie Harvey Third Time's Even More The Charm!

    Jun 13, 2007 | Issue 43•24

    Item! Am I the only one who's noticed that the movie houses are just bursting with must-see sequels-to-sequels these days? Talk about a...

  • Jackie Harvey Show Us The Slurry!

    Oct 11, 2006 | Issue 42•41

    Item! Everybody knows that Tom Cruise and Katie Bosworth had their baby, Slurry. But how come no one has seen it yet?...

  • Jackie Harvey Jackie Harvey

    Aug 11, 2005 | Issue

    Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at...

  • Jackie Harvey I'm In The Throes Of Summer Movie Madness!

    Jun 29, 2005 | Issue 41•26

    Item! Summer movie season is here, so forward my mail to my local theater, because I'm going to be losing myself in air-conditioned Hollywood magic for the next three months—especially since there's nothing on TV but reruns and second-string reality series. So, grab some popcorn, pull down a center seat, and dim the lights, because my annual guide to the hottest summer movie tickets is here!

  • Jackie Harvey Is There New Love for Tom Cruise?

    May 11, 2005 | Issue 41•19

    Item! After I reported last time that Dawson's cutie Katie Holmes called it quits with her fiancé, I figured we wouldn't hear from her for a while. Color me wrong! The cutie has been snatched up by none other than Tom Cruise. Wow! Tom certainly did well for himself. Although some would say he's dating someone half his age, I wish them both a long and prosperous relationship. Let's hope there are kids in their future!

  • Jackie Harvey This Year's Oscars Blew Me Away

    Mar 16, 2005 | Issue 41•11

    Item! You could have knocked me over with a feather after the 77th Annual Academy Awards. It wasn't just because of all the Oscar upsets, but also because of the new direction the ceremony has taken. Christopher Rock is no Billy Crystal, but he sure did shake things up. His bit with comedy king Adam Sandler was golden. And boy, did he make Chris Penn mad when he asked who Clive Owen was! I'm being kind of glib about that last one. I saw where Rock was coming from, but I thought Mr. Penn made a good point, too. He was right to stand up for one of our generation's finest actors, who has graced us with great performances in films like Alfy and Sky Colonel And The World Of Tomorrowland. And if you can't stand up for what's right at the Oscars, where can you do that?

  • Jackie Harvey The Golden Globes Were A Golden Time!

    Feb 02, 2005 | Issue 41•05

    Item! The Golden Globes recently took place, answering the question "Who will the foreign press honor this year?" Well, how's Hillary Duff for starters? She won Best Actress for A Million Dollar Smile, where she plays a boxer. She sure did grow up fast! Meanwhile, Jamie Fox won Best Black Actor, and rightly so. His speech alone was worth the award! From a Jackie to a Jamie: Way to go!

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