Jean Teasdale

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

P.S. I Love You

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | Columnists

So where were you on the night of Sept. 14, when you first heard the news? Were you, like me, sitting at the kitchen table watching E! and... more»
Six Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die!

issue 4516 | 04.14.09 | Columnists

Noticed lately all these books that list various things we should see or do before we earn our angel wings? I gotta say, what a brilliant idea.... more»
We're In An Economy-Sized Pickle!

issue 4451 | 12.16.08 | Columnists

Refusing to buy all this news about the economy being in the ol' litter box? Well, believe it. It's true! And how does your pal Jean know... more»
You Jeanketeers Could Have Said Something Earlier, You Know!

issue 4443 | 10.22.08 | Columnists

Know that old adage "You learn something new every day"? Well, I don't believe it's literally true; before this weekend, I, myself, had only... more»
Comedy Tonight!

issue 4408 | 02.20.08 | Columnists

I'm still not sure what possessed me to walk into Laughingstock's Comedy Club and sign up for their open-mic night. But I guess sometimes the... more»
It's Not Too Late To Join Jeansperience '07!

issue 4337 | 09.12.07 | Columnists

Finally, after weeks and weeks of wishing and hoping and planning and dreaming, Jeansperience '07 is happening this Saturday! Needless to say,... more»
Not One Of Those People

issue 4248 | 11.28.06 | Columnists

Many people believe that being a notable public figure puts you above reproach or suspicion. Not true, says your old pal Jean. How do I know... more»
Fabulous Trash

issue 4217 | 04.26.06 | Columnists

Hmm...let's see how I'm doing on the New Year's resolutions so far: Well, I'm proud to say that I've stayed true and haven't had a... more»
How Very Special

issue 4151 | 12.21.05 | Columnists

I don't have to tell you Jeanketeers that Christmas is just around the corner, which means it's time for—you got it—TV Christmas... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jean Teasdale

P.S. I Love You

Six Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die!

We're In An Economy-Sized Pickle!

You Jeanketeers Could Have Said Something Earlier, You Know!

Comedy Tonight!

It's Not Too Late To Join Jeansperience '07!

Not One Of Those People

Fabulous Trash

How Very Special

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