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Jean Teasdale

  • Shop Worn

    issue 4130 | 07.27.05 | Columnists

    As I write this, I'm at Tacky's Tavern polishing off my third Long Island iced tea. (Nope, don't adjust your volume—you heard me right!) Now,... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Snowball In Hell

    issue 4121 | 05.25.05 | Columnists

    If you're considering starting your own business, keep a few things in mind. First, you can't call in sick, and you may have to work very long hours,... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Getting Our Jollies

    issue 4113 | 03.30.05 | Columnists

    I've gotta say, I feel really sorry for all the so-called "professionals"—the working stiffs and stiffettes of the world. Sure, they're making a... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Christmas In February

    issue 4107 | 02.16.05 | Columnists

    Guess what, Jeanketeers? There are new sounds coming from the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Rick Teasdale! No, it's not the patter of little feet, it's... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Spawn Of Santa

    issue 4050 | 12.15.04 | Columnists

    It's Christmastime again, and for your old pal Jean, that means one thing: limited-term seasonal employment. This year, my job is something I've done... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Walking On Empty

    issue 4044 | 11.03.04 | Columnists

    Diabetes is no laughing matter, kids. (I'm not accusing you of laughing at diabetes—I'm just saying.) Diabetes affects millions of Americans,... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Absolute Cute

    issue 4036 | 09.08.04 | Columnists

    I just had a major idea, and I want to write it down and get it out there before I begin to second-guess it. So here goes: more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Count Those Blessings

    issue 4027 | 07.07.04 | Columnists

    Whew! Boy, Jeanketeers, having Type 2 diabetes is no picnic. (Pun definitely intended!) To a person who believes in living life to the fullest and... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Sugar Baby

    issue 4019 | 05.12.04 | Columnists

    Ever notice how big things happen when you least expect them? You settle into a routine, and you go along like that for years, but then, suddenly,... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Test Your Jean-Q

    issue 4013 | 03.31.04 | Columnists

    Put on your thinking caps, Jeanketeers, because it's time once again to put your brains to the test with my second-ever Jean Teasdale "Trivia"... more»

    Jean Teasdale

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