Jean Teasdale

mobile edition

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Cheer Up, All You Loveless Singles!

issue 4006 | 02.11.04 | Columnists

I don't know if there's something in the water, but my town has exploded with tons of single people! Just last year, practically the only eligibles I... more»
Ghosts Of Situations Past

issue 3945 | 11.19.03 | Columnists

If you Jeanketeers think I sit on a chaise lounge eating bonbons all day, you'll be surprised to learn that I applied for, and got, a part-time job... more»
My Flabby Tabbies Are So Spoiled!

issue 3211 | 10.14.03 | Columnists

Late Friday night, I woke up to the sound of a loud crash coming from the kitchen. I sat bolt-upright in bed, and, for a split-second, I thought it... more»
Personal Magnet-ism

issue 3937 | 09.24.03 | Columnists

What do the following things have in common: a witch on a broomstick, a smiling carrot, a pig wearing a chef's hat, Tweety Bird, a vase of violets, a... more»
They're Ruining My Favorite Soap!

issue 3929 | 07.30.03 | Columnists

My romantic worldview has taken some big hits lately. The first was the shocker that my fave-rave miniseries mega-hunk, Father Ralph de Bricassart... more»
A Mouse Unusual Development

issue 3921 | 06.04.03 | Columnists

As any Jeanketeer worth his or her salt (or chocolate!) knows, my two sweet kitties, Priscilla and Garfield, mean more to me than just about... more»
Jean Sings Of Chocolate And Cat Calendars At War

issue 3913 | 04.09.03 | Columnists

Back when I worked at the Fashion Bug, I'd sometimes read the daily paper they had in the break room. So, ever since getting laid off, I've kind of... more»
Spreadin' A Little Sunshine

issue 3907 | 02.26.03 | Columnists

You know, your old pal Jean likes to think she can take a joke. After all, life is short, and it's important to have a sense of humor about things.... more»
Adventures In Babysitting

issue 3845 | 12.04.02 | Columnists

For me, unemployment's really not all that bad. I can easily fill the hours with my many hobbies: recording and watching my soaps, reading romance... more»
The Tycoon Of 1567 Blossom Meadows Drive

issue 3838 | 10.16.02 | Columnists

In the weeks since I lost my job at Fashion Bug, I've been collecting unemployment. Now, just in case you're thinking that idle hands are the devil's... more»

The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Meet Other Onion Readers

more personals »

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jean Teasdale

Cheer Up, All You Loveless Singles!

Ghosts Of Situations Past

My Flabby Tabbies Are So Spoiled!

Personal Magnet-ism

They're Ruining My Favorite Soap!

A Mouse Unusual Development

Jean Sings Of Chocolate And Cat Calendars At War

Spreadin' A Little Sunshine

Adventures In Babysitting

The Tycoon Of 1567 Blossom Meadows Drive

Onion Store

Featured Section »

Entertainment

From Our News Partners

The OnionConnect

Site Links

Subscriptions, RSS, Mobile, Etc.

Email Dispatch

Meet Other Onion Readers

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s GA_googleFillSlot("100x12_avfocus");

From Our News Partners

The OnionConnect

Site Links

Email Dispatch

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s