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It'll Be A Blue Christmas Without Stuff

issue 3643 | 11.29.00 | Columnists

You know that old Christmas carol that goes, "Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, please put a penny in the old man's hat"? Well, might I... more»
I Just Love My New Part-Time Job!

issue 3635 | 10.04.00 | Columnists

Here's some friendly advice: Don't listen when somebody insists there was no Y2K crisis, because obviously they've never met Jean Teasdale! Sure, the... more»
Sign Of The Crossed

issue 3627 | 08.09.00 | Columnists

Well, Jeanketeers, I really messed up big this time. No, I didn't put dark clothes in with the light ones again. And, no, I didn't accidentally erase... more»
Praise The Lord... And Pass The Chocolate!

issue 3620 | 05.31.00 | Columnists

Hey, Jeanketeers, remember in my last column, how I said I was going to tell hubby Rick about my decision to retire from the workaday world and... more»
Jean Teasdale Living

issue 3614 | 04.19.00 | Columnists

Well, Jeanketeers, I've got a confession to make: For a while there, I wasn't following my trusty old axiom, "Keep smiling!" In fact, you could say... more»
Who Wants To Be A Jeanketeer?

issue 3606 | 02.23.00 | Columnists

Okay, kids, sharpen your pencils and get out a piece of paper, because it's pop-quiz time! I know, I know: You're all thinking, "Pop quiz? We read... more»
And Now, The Envelope Please... Presenting The Millennium Jeanie Awards!

issue 3546 | 12.15.99 | Columnists

Well, with the millennium nearly over, just about every magazine and TV news show in the world seems to be coming out with some big... more»
A Good-News Prescription

issue 3539 | 10.27.99 | Columnists

If you're anything like me (and who on Earth wouldn't want to be? Har-dee-har-har!), what you could use right about now is some good news. After all,... more»
Work It, Jean!

issue 3532 | 09.08.99 | Columnists

You know, not to sound like a sour Sally, but I've just about given up on the male gender. It seems like when they aren't planted in a La-Z-Boy,... more»
eBay? hOoray!

issue 3525 | 07.22.99 | Columnists

Boy, if you'd told me I'd be getting a Mrs. Beasley doll in the mail this year, I would have called you crazy. But it happened to me just yesterday!... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jean Teasdale

It'll Be A Blue Christmas Without Stuff

I Just Love My New Part-Time Job!

Sign Of The Crossed

Praise The Lord... And Pass The Chocolate!

Jean Teasdale Living

Who Wants To Be A Jeanketeer?

And Now, The Envelope Please... Presenting The Millennium Jeanie Awards!

A Good-News Prescription

Work It, Jean!

eBay? hOoray!

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