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Jean Teasdale

  • Booked Solid

    issue 3519 | 05.19.99 | Columnists

    I'm such an expert at procrastination, I finally got around to making my 1999 New Year's Resolution last week! But once you hear it, you'll forgive... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • You Won't Believe The Day I Had!

    issue 3513 | 04.07.99 | Columnists

    Have you ever had one of those days? You know, a day when nothing seems to go right? Now, far be it from your old pal Jean to be a Gloomy Gloria who... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Hubby Rick... Ya Gotta Love Him!

    issue 3504 | 02.03.99 | Columnists

    First off, I'd like to thank all those Jeanketeers out there who've written to express their condolences for the passing of my dear kitty, Arthur.... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • The Times That Try Jean's Soul

    issue 3420 | 12.16.98 | Columnists

    Well, gang, I wish I could say that this Christmas will be the best one ever, but, judging from what's happened so far this December, I'm about ready... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Just Call Me Jean The Football Widow!

    issue 3411 | 10.14.98 | Columnists

    With fall coming, that can only mean two things: time to put up the Halloween decorations, and football weekends. And guess which one hubby Rick... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Keep Smiling!

    issue 3407 | 09.16.98 | Columnists

    You know, being a columnist can be tough sometimes. After all, I think I've just about exhausted every last topic worth discussing. Beanie Babies,... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Sometimes I Think I Have ESP!

    issue 3325 | 07.22.98 | Columnists

    I don't know about you, but I've always been tempted to call one of those psychic phone lines. After all, who wouldn't want to know what's going to... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • A Clotheshorse I Definitely Ain't!

    issue 3318 | 05.13.98 | Columnists

    If there's anything I know, it's that nobody likes a complainer. But sometimes, well, you just gotta unload. Especially when you're sure there are... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • Jean's Got The Write Stuff!

    issue 3310 | 03.17.98 | Columnists

    Something happened last Tuesday that just made my day! (No, it wasn't the Chocolate Fairy leaving something under my pillow, but it was almost as... more»

    Jean Teasdale

  • A New Year, A New Jean

    issue 3303 | 01.28.98 | Columnists

    This is soooo exciting—my first column of 1998! Actually, I'm kind of dreading 1998, because it's the year I finally turn the big 4-0! Can you... more»

    Jean Teasdale

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