Jim Anchower

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I Got Some Sweet New Digs

issue 4544 | 10.29.09 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. How's it going? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been cheek-deep in a ditch of shit. First of all,... more»
I Got To Find A New Place To Live

issue 4512 | 03.17.09 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. How's by you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been weighed down by a shit-ton of trouble. First of all,... more»
I Meant To Vote, But You Know How It Goes

issue 4446 | 11.12.08 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. How's it going with you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. I been trying get through a jungle of bullshit, but... more»
I'm Fryin' My Nuts Off!

issue 4436 | 09.03.08 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been getting plenty hairy around here. First, I been running... more»
I Got A Rat Problem, And I Don't Mean The Band

issue 4412 | 03.19.08 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been puttin' out fires left and right. First off, the brakes on my... more»
I Was Too Gone To Go To Work

issue 4348 | 11.28.07 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been trying to keep myself dry in the shitstorm, you know? First of all,... more»
I'm Totally Dating A Black Chick

issue 4329 | 07.18.07 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things got crazy, if you know what I mean. I got sacked from my... more»
I'm Gonna Get Me A Wii If It Kills Me

issue 4249 | 12.05.06 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I got a lot on my plate these days. Serious, it was a one-two punch... more»
I Kinda Had A Breakdown

issue 4229 | 07.19.06 | Columnists

Hola amigos. How's shit shaking out? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but misery's been flying at me from all directions,... more»
I Guess I Got A Girlfriend

issue 4141 | 10.12.05 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's shakin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but the waters are not always smooth in Lake Anchower. The brakes... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

I Got Some Sweet New Digs

I Got To Find A New Place To Live

I Meant To Vote, But You Know How It Goes

I'm Fryin' My Nuts Off!

I Got A Rat Problem, And I Don't Mean The Band

I Was Too Gone To Go To Work

I'm Totally Dating A Black Chick

I'm Gonna Get Me A Wii If It Kills Me

I Kinda Had A Breakdown

I Guess I Got A Girlfriend

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