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My Hover-Car Is Shot

issue 4125 | 06.22.05 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's your deal? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but there's been all sorts of mess going on in my life. For one... more»
I'm Sick Of These Money Problems

issue 4123 | 06.08.05 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's goin' on? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but it's like life keeps raining shit down on me and I don't have a... more»
I Gotta Get Out More Often

issue 4115 | 04.13.05 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What do you hear? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been dragging my ass through the routine. The winter always... more»
Getting A New Place Sucks!

issue 4109 | 03.02.05 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's the deal? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been having a heaping helping of problems. First off, the... more»
Junk Yardin'

issue 4103 | 01.19.05 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a fistful of problems lately. I had to beg Ron for a second chance at... more»
Back In The Driver's Seat

issue 4046 | 11.17.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. Who's your daddy? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but there's been no end of troubles in Anchower Town. more»
I Was Almost Back In The Saddle Again

issue 4038 | 09.22.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been getting the shit end of the stick lately. It's not like I had much... more»
Things Are Starting To Turn Around

issue 4032 | 08.11.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. How's every little thing? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've barely had a chance to catch my breath these... more»
Jim Anchower's All About Living Life To The Fullest

issue 4023 | 06.09.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been spending a lotta time quietly reflecting on all the things going on in my... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

My Hover-Car Is Shot

I'm Sick Of These Money Problems

I Gotta Get Out More Often

Getting A New Place Sucks!

Junk Yardin'

Back In The Driver's Seat

I Was Almost Back In The Saddle Again

Things Are Starting To Turn Around

Jim Anchower's All About Living Life To The Fullest

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