Jim Anchower

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Here's My Road Map To Road Trips

issue 4015 | 04.14.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but the trouble pot boiled over and spilled all over everything again. For one... more»
Going Out Is Too Much Hassle

issue 4008 | 02.25.04 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's going on? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been out of my head lately. I've put on about 15 pounds... more»
I Never Shoulda Left The House

issue 3948 | 12.10.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had my nuts in a twist for a while. I still got the job driving the bus for... more»
Anyone Got A TV To Spare?

issue 3941 | 10.22.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been burning the candle at both ends lately. Shit, if a candle had three or... more»
You Gotta Be Careful With Fireworks

issue 3931 | 08.13.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. You all right? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been in constant motion, dodging all the crap life's been... more»
Here Are Reviews Of Some New Shit

issue 3926 | 07.09.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been left standing with my dick in the breeze by a whole lotta bullshit. For... more»
That Rob's Got Some Seriously Strong Shit

issue 3915 | 04.23.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I got my irons in a shitload of fires these days. I got this new job... more»
The DMV Can Suck My Left Nut

issue 3909 | 03.12.03 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been ass over elbows in problems. First off, I'm finally getting over some... more»
Secret Santas Are For Shit

issue 3847 | 12.18.02 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's going on? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been carrying a heavy load lately. The winter's really... more»
I Gotta Drop A Few Pounds

issue 3840 | 10.30.02 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. It's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been workin' for a living, taking what they're giving, all that. Actually, to be... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

Here's My Road Map To Road Trips

Going Out Is Too Much Hassle

I Never Shoulda Left The House

Anyone Got A TV To Spare?

You Gotta Be Careful With Fireworks

Here Are Reviews Of Some New Shit

That Rob's Got Some Seriously Strong Shit

The DMV Can Suck My Left Nut

Secret Santas Are For Shit

I Gotta Drop A Few Pounds

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