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I Gotta Get Back To My Roots

issue 3832 | 09.04.02 | Columnists

Hola amigos. How you doing? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been busy as a mofo. more»
What The Hell Is Wrong With Movies These Days?

issue 3823 | 06.19.02 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but I've had a mountain of problems piled up to my chin. First off, my car is all fucked... more»
I'm A High Roller

issue 3814 | 04.17.02 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. All clear on your end? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been kinda hectic around El Casa Anchower... more»
I Almost Lost It All

issue 3807 | 02.27.02 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What say? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but your old pal Jim's been thicker than a donkey's dick with problems. more»
Winterized!

issue 3745 | 12.12.01 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. Everything cool? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have kinda gotten out of control on Anchower Lane. (That... more»
It's Finally The Good Life For Jim Anchower

issue 3738 | 10.24.01 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What gives? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but there's been all sorts of craziness going on. Like, first off,... more»
Up In Smoke

issue 3728 | 08.15.01 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What say? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had my balls to the wall lately, working an overnight shift at a... more»
My Weed Connection Is Dried Up

issue 3719 | 05.09.01 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. Whaddaya say? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've been tied up lately. Actually, I meant "pissed off," not... more»
Don't Talk To Me About Problems

issue 3710 | 03.21.01 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's the deal behind your steering wheel? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had some shit to contend with.... more»
I Been Trying To Figure Out A Way To Make Some Scratch

issue 3637 | 10.18.00 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's the situation? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a mountain of problems. First off, I had a major... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

I Gotta Get Back To My Roots

What The Hell Is Wrong With Movies These Days?

I'm A High Roller

I Almost Lost It All

Winterized!

It's Finally The Good Life For Jim Anchower

Up In Smoke

My Weed Connection Is Dried Up

Don't Talk To Me About Problems

I Been Trying To Figure Out A Way To Make Some Scratch

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