Jim Anchower

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Springtime Is The Best Time For The Cruise

issue 3510 | 03.17.99 | Columnists

Hola amigos. Whassup? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but a lot of shit's been going down in Anchower Town. First off, I blew a... more»
I've Had Just About Enough Of That Ron

issue 3503 | 01.27.99 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What do ya know? Me, I've been laid lower than a centipede's dick lately. You see, for about two weeks now, I've had this cold that I... more»
I Ain't Never Having A Roommate Again

issue 3419 | 12.09.98 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's the good word? Me, I'm down in the trenches trying to shovel myself out, only it feels like every shovelful I take is replaced... more»
I Been Thinking Political Lately

issue 3414 | 11.04.98 | Columnists

Hola amigos. Whassup? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a lot of shit going down. You know how it goes. Same old, same... more»
I Had Two Tickets To Paradise And Lost 'Em

issue 3410 | 10.07.98 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I last rapped at ya, but I've had a lot of crap to deal with. more»
I'm Gonna Even The Score With Some Uppity Mechanics

issue 3406 | 09.09.98 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's the score? Me, I've been wiped out with a capital WIPED. First off, I've had a bad cold for the last week or so. I don't know... more»
They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

issue 3403 | 08.19.98 | Columnists

Hola amigos! What's goin' down? I know it's been a while since I last gave you the gospel according to Anchower, but I've had problems like you... more»
I Got This Killer Money-Making Idea

issue 3323 | 06.17.98 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. Whazzup? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a lot going on. First off, I've been living on a diet of bread... more»
I Been Thinking A Lot Lately

issue 3319 | 05.20.98 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's doin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had a mess of trouble lately. more»
Good Times Are Few And Far Between

issue 3314 | 04.15.98 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's the haps? I know it's been a long time since I last rapped at ya, but I've had some serious problems of late, automotive and... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

Springtime Is The Best Time For The Cruise

I've Had Just About Enough Of That Ron

I Ain't Never Having A Roommate Again

I Been Thinking Political Lately

I Had Two Tickets To Paradise And Lost 'Em

I'm Gonna Even The Score With Some Uppity Mechanics

They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

I Got This Killer Money-Making Idea

I Been Thinking A Lot Lately

Good Times Are Few And Far Between

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