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I Paid Too Damn Much For That Car

issue 3308 | 03.04.98 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. What's the scoop? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I got more than my share of shit going on. First off, I got... more»
I Gotta Learn To Watch My Mouth

issue 3218 | 12.09.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What up? Me, I've been better. You see, my damn engine busted on my car, so I had to unload it. There was no way I was gonna dump $2,000... more»
The Basics Of Cruising

issue 3215 | 11.11.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. How's it hangin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but a lot of shit's been going down in Jim's part of town. See, I... more»
Jim Anchower And Zoos Don't Mix

issue 3208 | 09.23.97 | Columnists

Hola, amigos. How's it hangin'? I know it's been a long time since I last rapped at ya, but I've been busier than a cop in a donut shop. First off, I... more»
Illinois: The Promised Land

issue 3203 | 08.19.97 | Columnists

Hola mis amigos! What's goin' down in your part of town? I know, it's been a long time since I've rapped at ya. It's been a long time, been a long... more»
Love Is For Suckers

issue 3121 | 06.18.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's goin' down in your part of town? I know it's been a long time since I've rapped at ya, but I've been busier than a rooster in a... more»
Dude, I Almost Got Drafted

issue 3116 | 04.30.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. Workin' hard or hardly workin'? If you know me, you know my answer to that question. And if you don't know me, then hang on, 'cause... more»
I'm A Human Lab Rat

issue 3108 | 03.05.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's going down in your part of town? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but Jim Anchower is a busy man, so you should... more»
If You're Hiring, I Need A Job, And I Don't Mean Maybe

issue 3104 | 02.05.97 | Columnists

Hola amigos. How's your bacon shakin'? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've had the weight of the world resting on my... more»
I Gotta Write A Holiday Column

issue 3019 | 12.17.96 | Columnists

Hola amigos. What's goin' on? I know it's been a long time since I last rapped at ya, but I've had some problems. First and foremost, I had to get a... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Jim Anchower

I Paid Too Damn Much For That Car

I Gotta Learn To Watch My Mouth

The Basics Of Cruising

Jim Anchower And Zoos Don't Mix

Illinois: The Promised Land

Love Is For Suckers

Dude, I Almost Got Drafted

I'm A Human Lab Rat

If You're Hiring, I Need A Job, And I Don't Mean Maybe

I Gotta Write A Holiday Column

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