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Spring Graphics Internship

11.18.09 | Jobs

The Onion, "America's Finest News Source," is seeking applicants for an internship position in our Graphics department. The internship is in... more»
Spring Editorial Internship

11.09.09 | Jobs

The Onion, "America's Finest News Source" based in New York City, is seeking editorial interns for Fall 2009. Duties will include:... more»
Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day

issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | News

NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would... more»
Tire Salesman To Hit Them With A Little Razzle-Dazzle

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | News In Photos
Job Became Completely Humiliating So Gradually Area Man Barely Noticed

issue 4538 | 09.19.09 | News

CHICAGO—"Now that I think about it, a lot of little things have sort of slowly added up, like when they reduced my lunch hour to 30 minutes... more»
Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | Video

As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate whether the newly poor are capable of integrating with long established poor families... more»
Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

issue 4535 | 08.28.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"All these goddamn layoffs, they're totally a blessing in disguise," said Donald Ellington, a completely hammered senior adviser at... more»
Onion Promotions / Street Team Internship

07.30.09 | Jobs

The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, is seeking a part-time Promotions Coordinator to organize and manage all local promotional events.... more»
Onion Promotions / Street Team Internship

06.24.09 | Jobs

The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is seeking a current college student or recent graduate interested in a promotions internship... more»
What Are We Finishing Since We've Been Laid Off?

issue 4518 | 04.29.09 | Statshot