Larry Groznic

I'm Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul'Aman Raid

issue 4528 | 07.09.09 | Columnists

I have had enough, Paul. It is no longer worth the gold it costs to fly to the Ghostlands if my soldiers are going to fail me halfway through... more»

I Must Take Issue With The Wikipedia Entry For 'Weird Al' Yankovic

issue 4045 | 11.10.04 | Columnists

To whomever or whatever is currently in charge of the free encyclopedia and online community portal at Wikipedia.org, I demand that you remove the... more»

I'll Thank You Not To Call My Collection Of Sequential-Art Erotica 'Dirty Comics'

issue 3934 | 09.03.03 | Columnists

I've been called many unfair names in my day, Grygor, but I never imagined that someone I consider a friend would label me an "onanist" before the... more»

Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish

issue 3913 | 04.09.03 | Columnists

Really, Steven. Of all people, I expected more from you. more»

I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You

issue 3902 | 01.22.03 | Columnists

This bitter eBay bidding war has gotten out of hand. Why should we tear each other apart like this? Yes, the Muppet Movie soundtrack has not been... more»

I Regret To Say Your Wedding Falls Square In The Middle Of The Prisoner Marathon

issue 3833 | 09.11.02 | Columnists

When I received your wedding invitation, Neil, I was overcome with joy at the prospect of being part of your blessed day. As one of my oldest and... more»

When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address

issue 3805 | 02.13.02 | Columnists

I consider you a friend, Douglas. Together, we have shared many adventures, from waiting in line for the Star Wars: Episode I premiere to... more»

Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction

issue 3738 | 10.24.01 | Columnists

We, as a nation, have suffered. Wounded and confused, we wonder whether life will ever be the same again. But for all our pain, we can heal, if each... more»

Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes

issue 3636 | 10.11.00 | Columnists

Ah, Aimee Porter. How often I have gazed at you from across the coffee shop, longing to smell your hair, to feel your sympathetic cheek against mine. more»

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I'm Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul'Aman Raid

I Must Take Issue With The Wikipedia Entry For 'Weird Al' Yankovic

I'll Thank You Not To Call My Collection Of Sequential-Art Erotica 'Dirty Comics'

Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish

I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You

I Regret To Say Your Wedding Falls Square In The Middle Of The Prisoner Marathon

When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address

Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction

Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes

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