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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

issue 4546 | 11.14.09 | News

ESCONDIDO, CA—Provoked by a presidential administration he believes is guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle... more»
Man Raised By Wolves Worried He's Slowly Turning Into Father

issue 4546 | 11.13.09 | News In Brief

INVERMERE, BC—Calling it a "real wake-up call," local claims adjuster Paul Koda'wahya told reporters Monday that he has finally reached... more»
What's Worrying Our Parents?

issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | Statshot
Girlfriend Tossed Into Pile Of Leaves A Little Less Gently This Year

issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | Newswire
Group Of Good-Looking People All Headed Toward Same Place

issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | News In Brief

DOWNTOWN—A procession of strikingly attractive people, tastefully dressed for an evening out and sporting high-priced yet pleasantly... more»
Neti Pot Genie Grants 3 Mucus-Related Wishes

issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | Newswire
Man's Recycling Ideals Abandoned During Move

issue 4545 | 11.08.09 | Newswire