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Transplant Recipient Still Getting Feel For New Pancreas

issue 4544 | 10.31.09 | Radio
Biggest Mistake Of Life Dressed Up As Pumpkin

issue 4544 | 10.31.09 | News In Photos
House Haunted By Tortured Souls Of Current Residents

issue 4544 | 10.31.09 | News

HARTFORD, MI—On the outside it may look like any other home, but within the walls of 6535 Maple Ave. lies a terrifying secret: Every night,... more»
God Dammit, Former High School Quarterback Now Successful Lawyer

issue 4544 | 10.30.09 | Newswire
How Are We Scaring The Kids?

issue 4544 | 10.28.09 | Statshot
Retiree Gearing Up For Errands With Lady Friend

issue 4544 | 10.27.09 | News In Brief

POMPANO BEACH, FL—Following a breakfast of shredded wheat and grapefruit juice, 76-year-old Martin Schoenfeld shaved, tied his shoes,... more»
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

issue 4544 | 10.27.09 | Video

Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. more»
Bible In Breast Pocket Miraculously Stops Conversation

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | Newswire
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | News

ROANOKE, VA—"He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn’t handle it... more»
Choco Taco Eaten With Same Amount Of Passion That Went Into Painting Sistine Chapel

issue 4543 | 10.25.09 | Newswire