All-Nonsense Football Coach Has Team Doing Cartwheel Drills

issue 4541 | 10.09.09 | Newswire

Turks And Caicos!

issue 4541 | 10.08.09 | Great Escapes

Are you ultra-wealthy and ultra-bored with Caribbean nations that offer just one name? Then kiss your ennui goodbye and point your yacht toward Turks and Caicos. This beautiful country has everything you expect in a tropical destination, plus an extra name!

William Howard Taft Birthplace And Adventure Park

issue 4541 | 10.06.09 | Great Escapes

Strap in for a fast-paced thrill-ride at the birthplace of America's 27th president! Relive the nail-biting passage of the Payne-Aldrich Tariff Act in the Virtual-Reality Simulator; experience the federal income tax like never before at the 16th Amendment Laser Light Show; then take a ride on the Trustbuster, the tristate area's tallest inverted roller coaster.

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Man Drops Omelet

issue 4541 | 10.05.09 | Newswire

Fat Piece Of Shit Spotted In Mirror

issue 4540 | 10.04.09 | Newswire