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Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

issue 4540 | 10.03.09 | News

SARASOTA, FL—"I could never be unfaithful to Helen," said the 63-year-old Arnold Schneider, who over the past four decades has unsuccessfully... more»
Christian Loan Shark Prays For Strength To Break Another Thumb

issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | Radio
Drug-, Explosive-, Cadaver-Sniffing Dogs All Barking At Same Shed

issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | Newswire
Town Proud Of Water Tower

issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | News In Brief

RICE, MN—Local residents reported Monday that the 157-foot-tall water tower in the center of town was the finest water storage structure... more»
Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports

issue 4540 | 10.01.09 | News In Brief

ST. CLOUD, MN—Local resident Paula Sizemore, 29, who has consistently dominated her 28-year-old boyfriend Sam Leach during the entirety... more»
Undercover Cop Discloses True Identity To Gain Gang’s Trust

issue 4540 | 09.30.09 | Newswire
What Did We Just Run Over?

issue 4540 | 09.30.09 | Statshot
Amateur Assassin Slits Throat From Ear To Nose

issue 4540 | 09.29.09 | Radio