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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners

issue 4547 | 11.21.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"What those poor people have had to suffer through is a terrible, shameful travesty,” said Rolling Stone's David Fricke.... more»
Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book

issue 4403 | 01.19.08 | News

GREENWOOD,IN—"Instead of spending hours on YouTube every night, Mr. Meyer, unlike most healthy males, looks to books for gratification," said... more»
Sugar Ray Thrilled To Be Playing In Man's Head

issue 4343 | 10.27.07 | News

SAN DIEGO—"It's great to be back," announced frontman Mark McGrath, whose band followed thoughts of a turkey sandwich and a reminder... more»
It's Not Easy Being A Frotteur

issue 4343 | 10.24.07 | Commentary

I know what you're thinking: Surreptitiously rubbing one's crotch against nonconsenting women in crowded areas in order to achieve sexual... more»
In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

issue 4342 | 10.18.07 | Video

Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears. more»
Area Man Has Sad Little Routine For When He Needs Cheering Up

issue 4338 | 09.21.07 | News

TIPTON, IN—To raise his spirits, Wes Mendic holds a "mini-Thanksgiving," which consists of microwaved turkey medallions, canned cranberry... more»
Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades

issue 4336 | 09.05.07 | News

ARLINGTON, VA—"Sadly, many of these promiscuous singles may never realize how miserable a lifetime of supremely pleasurable sex can make... more»
Meaninglessness Of Preseason Game Plunges Jeremy Shockey Into Existential Crisis

issue 4334 | 08.23.07 | Sports NIB

NEW YORK—Struggling to find purpose in life after his realization that the Giants' 13-12 victory over the Ravens Sunday night would have... more»
Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide

issue 4323 | 06.08.07 | News

LOS ANGELES—A disturbing percentage of Americans are too large to ascend a footstool, too inflexible to kick it away, and too heavy to dangle... more»
MySpace Outage Leaves Millions Friendless

issue 4322 | 05.30.07 | News

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—It is feared the sudden lack of online companionship could inflict long-term psychological damage among MySpace's 150 million... more»