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Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures

issue 4547 | 11.20.09 | News

NEW YORK—"At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," said school... more»
December Named National Awareness Month

issue 4547 | 11.17.09 | News

WASHINGTON—In an effort to combat what organizers are calling "our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness," the American... more»
Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup

issue 4546 | 11.16.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette,... more»
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

issue 4546 | 11.14.09 | News

ESCONDIDO, CA—Provoked by a presidential administration he believes is guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle... more»
U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

issue 4547 | 11.12.09 | News

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis... more»
Afghan Presidential Election A Celebration Of All Forms Of Government

issue 4546 | 11.11.09 | News

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—"This election has proved to the world that Afghanistan is capable of conducting free, barely free, and not-so-free... more»
Alternate-Universe Sci-Fi Channel Show Asks What Would Happen If Germany Lost War

issue 4546 | 11.09.09 | News

NEW MUNICH—"Imagine, if you will, a world in which Hitler's celebrated master plan had ended in ignominious failure, and the Allies had somehow... more»
College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School

issue 4545 | 11.07.09 | News

COCONUT CREEK, FL—"I'm back, Bayshore High," 18-year-old Henry Doyle announced as he pulled his mother's Toyota Camry slowly into the parking... more»
Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

issue 4545 | 11.06.09 | News

FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response... more»
Congress Approves $500 Billion For Monument To Human Folly

issue 4545 | 11.03.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"Our goal is to create a structure that, like the human race itself, is doomed from the outset and plagued by innate flaws that can... more»