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Authorities Investigating Suicide Determine Victim Really Went For It

issue 4610 | 03.12.10 | News In Brief

HAVERFORD, PA—Officials investigating the tragic suicide of local man Thomas Ingraham told reporters Tuesday they have determined that... more»
Universe Comes To Halt As Kid Flips Through First Shark Book

issue 4610 | 03.10.10 | News In Brief

SPRINGDALE, AR—The dynamic processes by which matter and energy function in the physical world ground to a halt Thursday night as... more»
Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112

issue 4610 | 03.09.10 | News In Brief

2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, GERMANY—Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the entire human race since the year... more»
Out-Of-Control Group Yields Little Usable Data

issue 4610 | 03.08.10 | News In Brief

ATLANTA—A study of the effects of antidepressants on sleep patterns was derailed this week when the experiment's out-of-control... more»
Once Mighty Super Bowl Commercial Now Sad, Pathetic 'Price Is Right' Commercial

issue 4609 | 03.04.10 | News In Brief

LOS ANGELES—Though it once stood proud as a majestic and much-celebrated Super Bowl ad—captivating an audience of millions with... more»
9-Pound Infant Barrels Way Down Birth Canal

issue 4609 | 03.03.10 | News In Brief

IDAHO SPRINGS, CO—Described by medical personnel as "a real whopper," a 9-pound infant came hurtling down the birth canal of... more»
Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About

issue 4609 | 03.02.10 | News In Brief

STEVENS POINT, WI—In a no big deal that barely even took place, area factory worker and father of four Walt Koepke suffered a massive... more»
Yellowstone Park Attempts To Increase Ranger Population With New Mating Program

issue 4609 | 03.01.10 | News In Brief

JACKSON, WY—In an effort to revitalize its rapidly dwindling ranger population, officials at Yellowstone National Park unveiled a new... more»
Wal-Mart Shoppers Mocked By Target Shopper

issue 4608 | 02.25.10 | News In Brief

OKLAHOMA CITY—Local shopper Craig Klein took a moment to mock a group of patrons in the parking lot of a local Wal-Mart during his... more»
10-Year-Old Shocked Woman From 'Guinness Book' Who Can Pop Her Eyes Out Not A Millionaire

issue 4608 | 02.24.10 | News In Brief

CARPENTERSVILLE, IL—Stunned shock and dismay were just a few of the reactions from Bobby Guntergrass on Tuesday when the 10-year-old... more»

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At the AV Club: Film and TV-induced food cravings

News In Brief

Authorities Investigating Suicide Determine Victim Really Went For It

Universe Comes To Halt As Kid Flips Through First Shark Book

Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112

Out-Of-Control Group Yields Little Usable Data

Once Mighty Super Bowl Commercial Now Sad, Pathetic 'Price Is Right' Commercial

9-Pound Infant Barrels Way Down Birth Canal

Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About

Yellowstone Park Attempts To Increase Ranger Population With New Mating Program

Wal-Mart Shoppers Mocked By Target Shopper

10-Year-Old Shocked Woman From 'Guinness Book' Who Can Pop Her Eyes Out Not A Millionaire

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