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Senate Passes Blame By Vote Of 91-8

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In a rare display of bipartisanship, senators on both sides of the aisle set aside their differences Tuesday and passed off... more»
Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad

issue 4544 | 10.26.09 | News In Brief

GARRETT, MD—After airing four consecutive days of programming devoted to mulled cider, antique weather vanes, and changing foliage,... more»
Man Pinned Beneath Car Wondering When Adrenaline Going To Kick In

issue 4543 | 10.22.09 | News In Brief

WAUWATOSA, WI—With the lower half of his body pinned beneath the two-ton bulk of an overturned Jeep, Dennis Wagar told reporters Monday... more»
Report: 65% Of All Wildlife Now Used As Homosexual Subculture Signifier

issue 4543 | 10.21.09 | News In Brief

PALO ALTO, CA—A study released Tuesday by the Stanford University Department of Linguistics revealed that nearly two-thirds of all... more»
Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook

issue 4543 | 10.20.09 | News In Brief

SAN FRANCISCO—After gently unfastening the elastic strap keeping his dearest musings safe from prying eyes, little literary artiste... more»
Mayan Calendar Warns Of Cataclysmic Roland Emmerich Film On Nov. 13

issue 4543 | 10.19.09 | News In Brief

CHICHÉN ITZÁ, MEXICO—Scholars of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar warned Monday that, according to ancient Mayan calculations, a... more»
Tall Young Girl Told She Should Play Basketball

issue 4542 | 10.16.09 | News In Brief

CHELMSFORD, MA—Based on her above- average height, the presence of two functional arms, and the near certainty that she was a student... more»
Every Day Of Local Dad's Life An Endless Battle To Hold On To Good Pen

issue 4542 | 10.15.09 | News In Brief

WEEHAWKEN, NJ—Family members confirmed Monday that Weehawken father of three Ken Irvine wakes up every morning prepared to die in order... more»
Cell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man

issue 4542 | 10.14.09 | News In Brief

LAS CRUCES, NM—Though it has been the victim of rampant physical and verbal abuse and feels terrorized by its demanding, possessive... more»
Thing That Was Popular Before Brought Back In Hopes Of It Still Being Popular

issue 4542 | 10.13.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—Confident that people would once again embrace it as a beloved part of pop culture, steps were taken this week to reintroduce... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Senate Passes Blame By Vote Of 91-8

Travel Channel Blows Its 'Bed And Breakfasts Of New England' Wad

Man Pinned Beneath Car Wondering When Adrenaline Going To Kick In

Report: 65% Of All Wildlife Now Used As Homosexual Subculture Signifier

Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook

Mayan Calendar Warns Of Cataclysmic Roland Emmerich Film On Nov. 13

Tall Young Girl Told She Should Play Basketball

Every Day Of Local Dad's Life An Endless Battle To Hold On To Good Pen

Cell Phone Stuck In 2-Year Contract With Local Man

Thing That Was Popular Before Brought Back In Hopes Of It Still Being Popular

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