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Once-Cute Cerebral Palsy Poster Child Now Awkward Cerebral Palsy Teen

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BELLINGHAM, WA—Area 14-year-old Brianna Angelos, who was the Cerebral Palsy Foundation's official Cerebral Palsy poster child in 1992, has... more»
Sports Team Defeated In Manner Befitting Its Name

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CLEVELAND—A sports team's name proved eerily fitting Tuesday when, according to USA Today, the Cleveland Indians were "scalped" 11-3 by the... more»
AMC Bob Hope Retrospective Ready To Go

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WOODBURY, NY—American Movie Classics executives announced Tuesday that the cable network's week-long, 40-film retrospective of the films of Bob... more»
Post-Modern Condition Upgraded To Pre-Apocalyptic

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CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—The "postmodern" condition of alienated, disjointed late-20th-century humanity was officially upgraded to "pre-apocalyptic"... more»
Clinton Gets Full Day's Relief With One Spray Of Flonase

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WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton breathed easier for a full day Monday after using Flonase® prescription nasal spray, White House sources... more»
Lookalike Couple Vaguely Disquieting

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GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Friends and family of Russell Tonelli are expressing a "creepy sort of unease" at the distinct visual similarities between the... more»
God Provides Gift To Women In Form Of Marketing Analyst Bradley Ennis

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ARLINGTON, TX—Women everywhere have been blessed from on high with the existence of Bradley Ennis, it was reported Monday. "God, in His infinite... more»
Twelve More Pie-Fucking Movies In The Works

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HOLLYWOOD, CA—Responding to the box-office success of American Pie, Hollywood studios are prepping at least a dozen films revolving around... more»
'You Got It™' Trademarked

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NEW YORK—Another conversational phrase was removed from the public domain Monday, when Tricon Global Restaurants announced that it has trademarked... more»
Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn In As George Editor

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HYANNISPORT, MA—At 4:11 a.m. EST Saturday, Lyndon Baines Johnson Jr. was sworn in as editor-in-chief of George magazine following the death... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

News In Brief

Once-Cute Cerebral Palsy Poster Child Now Awkward Cerebral Palsy Teen

Sports Team Defeated In Manner Befitting Its Name

AMC Bob Hope Retrospective Ready To Go

Post-Modern Condition Upgraded To Pre-Apocalyptic

Clinton Gets Full Day's Relief With One Spray Of Flonase

Lookalike Couple Vaguely Disquieting

God Provides Gift To Women In Form Of Marketing Analyst Bradley Ennis

Twelve More Pie-Fucking Movies In The Works

'You Got It™' Trademarked

Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn In As George Editor

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