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Cry Of More, More, More Heard In Midnight Hour

issue 3003 | 08.28.96 | News In Brief

LONDON—A cry of more, more, more was heard in the midnight hour Sunday, prompting police to launch a full-scale investigation. "While we don't have... more»
Stupid Magazine Ranks Some Stupid Crap

issue 3003 | 08.28.96 | News In Brief

NEW YORK, NY—Fling magazine, the "magazine for on-the-go twentysomethings," arbitrarily ranked a bunch of stupid crap from 1 to 10 in its... more»
Christ's Face Seen On Miracle Canvas

issue 3002 | 08.21.96 | News In Brief

FLORENCE, ITALY—Millions flocked to a museum in Florence this week to witness an image of Christ's face suspended on an ordinary piece of canvas.... more»
Sports De-Emphasized

issue 3002 | 08.21.96 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—After occupying a pre-eminent position in American culture for more than half a century, sports was de-emphasized Sunday, returning... more»
Man With Big Stick To Lead Russia

issue 3002 | 08.21.96 | News In Brief

MOSCOW—With severe political instability, economic woes and a war in Chechnya threatening to tear Russia apart, Kremlin officials announced today... more»
Adorable Puppy Nets Owner Handjob

issue 3002 | 08.21.96 | News In Brief

AUSTIN, TX—Area puppy Patches netted owner James Kearney a handjob yesterday, using his undeniable puppy adorability to attract an attractive human... more»
Governor Lashes Out Against Cheap Scotch, Poorly Rolled Cigars

issue 3002 | 08.21.96 | News In Brief

MONTPELIER, VT—In an angry address before supporters, Gov. James Kingery Monday railed against what he called "cheap-ass, watered-down scotch" and... more»
African Nation Not War-Torn

issue 3001 | 08.07.96 | News In Brief

PORTO-NOVO, BENIN—According to inside sources in the capital city of Porto-Novo, the nation of Benin is not currently torn by war. In addition to... more»
Lester Jackson Gets His Sorry Ass Home

issue 3001 | 08.07.96 | News In Brief

ST. LOUIS—At the strong urging of his wife Rhonda, Lester Jackson got his sorry ass home last night, narrowly avoiding an explosive domestic... more»
Dream Team Wins Small Soft Drink

issue 3001 | 08.07.96 | News In Brief

ATLANTA—The U.S. men's basketball "Dream Team" took home a small soft drink from McDonald's yesterday, making its players big winners and quenching... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

News In Brief

Cry Of More, More, More Heard In Midnight Hour

Stupid Magazine Ranks Some Stupid Crap

Christ's Face Seen On Miracle Canvas

Sports De-Emphasized

Man With Big Stick To Lead Russia

Adorable Puppy Nets Owner Handjob

Governor Lashes Out Against Cheap Scotch, Poorly Rolled Cigars

African Nation Not War-Torn

Lester Jackson Gets His Sorry Ass Home

Dream Team Wins Small Soft Drink

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