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Man's Facebook Status Given Book Deal

issue 4540 | 09.28.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—HarperCollins Publishers announced Monday that 24-year-old Islip, NY resident Gerard Dillow has accepted its offer of $250,000... more»
Obama Trying Out Social Policies In 'Second Life'

issue 4539 | 09.25.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, an increasingly cautious President Obama has begun testing out parts of his executive agenda... more»
Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing

issue 4539 | 09.24.09 | News In Brief

PHILADELPHIA—After consuming numerous alcoholic beverages and repeatedly locking eyes throughout the night, area couple Tracy Williams... more»
Kid With Cancer Hopes To Realize Dream Of Meeting Competent Oncologist

issue 4539 | 09.23.09 | News In Brief

MINNEAPOLIS—Despite visits from Olympic snowboarder Shaun White and film actor Ryan Reynolds, 13-year-old Corey Duthers announced... more»
Spatial Skills Abandon Area Man During Search For Correct Tupperware Lid

issue 4539 | 09.22.09 | News In Brief

WATERVILLE, ME—The ability to judge different sizes and shapes was inexplicably lost on Waterville resident John Wyatt on Tuesday as... more»
Man Not Belonging To Movie's Target Demographic Escorted From Theater By Hollywood Officials

issue 4539 | 09.21.09 | News In Brief

ST. LOUIS—Hollywood officials removed David Sinclair, 24, from the AMC Esquire 7's 9 p.m. showing of The Time Traveler's Wife... more»
Michael J. Fox Reluctantly Fields Hoverboard Question During Parkinson's Research Benefit

issue 4538 | 09.18.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—Despite being on a panel to discuss his foundation's contributions to Parkinson's research, actor Michael J. Fox reluctantly... more»
DHS Sets Security Alert Level To Green For 8 Seconds

issue 4538 | 09.17.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—For a brief eight-second period Tuesday, Homeland Security officials lowered the national terror alert system to green,... more»
Death Of 12 Schoolchildren Makes Perfect Sense

issue 4538 | 09.16.09 | News In Brief

MYRTLE BEACH, SC—In a tragedy none have struggled to comprehend, a group of 12 schoolchildren on a whale-watching trip died in a... more»
Amish Woman Knew She Had Quilt Sale The Moment She Laid Eyes On Chicago Couple

issue 4538 | 09.15.09 | News In Brief

LANCASTER, PA—Repeatedly referring to them as "easy money," Amish quilt shop proprietor Mary Stolzfus, 43, said Monday that as soon as... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Man's Facebook Status Given Book Deal

Obama Trying Out Social Policies In 'Second Life'

Couple Sneaks Away From Party For A Little Arguing

Kid With Cancer Hopes To Realize Dream Of Meeting Competent Oncologist

Spatial Skills Abandon Area Man During Search For Correct Tupperware Lid

Man Not Belonging To Movie's Target Demographic Escorted From Theater By Hollywood Officials

Michael J. Fox Reluctantly Fields Hoverboard Question During Parkinson's Research Benefit

DHS Sets Security Alert Level To Green For 8 Seconds

Death Of 12 Schoolchildren Makes Perfect Sense

Amish Woman Knew She Had Quilt Sale The Moment She Laid Eyes On Chicago Couple

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