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News Of Jenna Elfman Sitcom Sends Herd Of Buffalo Into Wild Stampede

issue 4536 | 08.31.09 | News In Brief

WYOMING—Hundreds of buffalo thundered across the Wyoming plains Thursday after news of actress Jenna Elfman's latest sitcom,... more»
Fucker Riding Man's Ass Whole Way Out To Cleveland

issue 4535 | 08.28.09 | News In Brief

TWINSBURG, OH—Jesus Christ, area man Mark Hurley cannot fucking believe this dumb shit who has been riding his ass all the way out to... more»
Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

issue 4535 | 08.27.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as... more»
Nipsey Russell Estate Releases Volume Of Previously Unpublished Couplets

issue 4535 | 08.27.09 | News In Brief

LOS ANGELES—Nipseyan scholars were jubilant Monday following the announcement that the Russell estate had consented to publish the... more»
Market Evidently Capable Of Supporting More Than One Reality Show About Cake

issue 4535 | 08.26.09 | News In Brief

CHICAGO—Though the stock market remains shaky and consumer spending has reached a standstill, the U.S. economy is apparently still... more»
Local Man A Paper-Towel Black Hole

issue 4535 | 08.25.09 | News In Brief

DENVER—Sources at apartment 3A of the Woodpoint Towers residential complex confirmed that 26-year-old Stephen Refkin has become a... more»
Justice Stevens Renews Vows To Supreme Court In Emotional Reconfirmation Hearing

issue 4535 | 08.24.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In a stirring display of his commitment to the institution he pledged his life to 34 years ago, Associate Justice John Paul... more»
British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists

issue 4534 | 08.21.09 | News In Brief

LONDON—Sources close to the British royal family confirmed Tuesday that relatives of Queen Elizabeth II have privately expressed feelings... more»
Chubby Jewish Boy Dreams Of One Day Being Next Apatow Muse

issue 4534 | 08.20.09 | News In Brief

EVANSTON, IL—Sources close to Arthur Meyer reported that the overweight Jewish teen hopes to someday inspire film producer Judd Apatow... more»
Newly Discovered Recordings Reveal Beatles Actually Terrible Group

issue 4534 | 08.19.09 | News In Brief

LONDON—Just days after the discovery of several previously unreleased Beatles recordings in the attic of Abbey Road Studios, fans and... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

News Of Jenna Elfman Sitcom Sends Herd Of Buffalo Into Wild Stampede

Fucker Riding Man's Ass Whole Way Out To Cleveland

Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

Nipsey Russell Estate Releases Volume Of Previously Unpublished Couplets

Market Evidently Capable Of Supporting More Than One Reality Show About Cake

Local Man A Paper-Towel Black Hole

Justice Stevens Renews Vows To Supreme Court In Emotional Reconfirmation Hearing

British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists

Chubby Jewish Boy Dreams Of One Day Being Next Apatow Muse

Newly Discovered Recordings Reveal Beatles Actually Terrible Group

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