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Kiss With Wife Pretty Good

issue 4534 | 08.18.09 | News In Brief

DENTON, TX—Forty-one-year-old printer repairman and husband Nils Holzer was shocked by the quality of a kiss he shared with his wife... more»
CNBC: 'Anyone Who Owns A Suit Can Come On Television'

issue 4534 | 08.17.09 | News In Brief

ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ—Citing a need to provide quality programming 24 hours a day, CNBC has extended an invitation to anyone who owns a... more»
Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend

issue 4533 | 08.14.09 | News In Brief

WEST PATTERSON, NJ—Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday... more»
Ex-Wife, Divorce Lawyer Killed As Model Train Careens Off Tracks

issue 4533 | 08.13.09 | News In Brief

KOFSKY BASEMENT—In an accident that model train conductor Howard Kofsky called "a real goddamn shame," an 8-inch passenger car carrying... more»
Sotomayor To Add Ballistics Expertise To Already Deadly Supreme Court

issue 4533 | 08.12.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In addition to her extensive command of corporate law, intellectual property cases, and arbitration, Supreme Court Justice... more»
Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table

issue 4533 | 08.12.09 | News In Brief

HOLLAND, MI—According to mall personnel, a roving gang of 15-year-old rebels captured a corner table at the Woodland Mall food court... more»
Area Man Has No Idea How To Get Copy Of Birth Certificate

issue 4533 | 08.11.09 | News In Brief

AKRON, OH—Michael Stills, 25, told reporters Friday he had absolutely no idea how to obtain a copy of his birth certificate, a document... more»
Little Butterball Holding Up Ice Cream Line

issue 4533 | 08.10.09 | News In Brief

HARRISBURG, PA—According to witnesses who are sweating their nuts off, the line at the Baskin-Robbins is currently 12 people deep, thanks... more»
Area Man Uses 'Big Buck Hunter' Score To Determine Ability To Drive Home

issue 4532 | 08.07.09 | News In Brief

FAIRFIELD, IN—After spending five hours at Dunn's Irish Pub on Wednesday night, Michael Sampson, 31, was overheard citing his Big... more»
Criss Angel's Nephew Forced To Sit Through Another Lame Mindfreak

issue 4532 | 08.06.09 | News In Brief

EAST MEADOW, NY—Sixteen-year-old Jake Howell groaned and rolled his eyes Monday evening as he was subjected to another embarrassing... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

News In Brief

Kiss With Wife Pretty Good

CNBC: 'Anyone Who Owns A Suit Can Come On Television'

Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend

Ex-Wife, Divorce Lawyer Killed As Model Train Careens Off Tracks

Sotomayor To Add Ballistics Expertise To Already Deadly Supreme Court

Teenage Rebels Seize Control Of Food Court's Corner Table

Area Man Has No Idea How To Get Copy Of Birth Certificate

Little Butterball Holding Up Ice Cream Line

Area Man Uses 'Big Buck Hunter' Score To Determine Ability To Drive Home

Criss Angel's Nephew Forced To Sit Through Another Lame Mindfreak

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