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Biden Invokes Freedom Of Information Act To Find Out When Woman Gets Off Work

issue 4532 | 08.05.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—Evoking the law that assures citizens access to government records, Vice President Joe Biden made a Freedom of Information... more»
Rapper Not Entirely Sure Who Else Is On This Track

issue 4532 | 08.04.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—During a recording session last Tuesday, rapper Dwayne "Lil Wayne" Carter appeared uncertain as to who else was being featured... more»
Report: 89% Of Suzy Qs Never Make It Out Of Gas Station Parking Lots

issue 4532 | 08.03.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—According to a Commerce Department report released Friday, nearly nine out of every 10 Hostess Suzy Qs—the... more»
Cambridge Cop Accidentally Arrests Henry Louis Gates Again During White House Meeting

issue 4531 | 07.31.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—Upon arriving late to his meeting with President Barack Obama and famed African-American intellectual Henry Louis Gates, Cambridge... more»
Man At Bar Has Incredibly Complicated Reason For Why He Enjoys Rolling Rock

issue 4531 | 07.31.09 | News In Brief

IDAHO FALLS, ID—Misinterpreting a bartender's raised eyebrow as an unspoken question, Kenny's Bar patron Neil Plottman delivered a... more»
Pentagon Loses Hard Drive With All The Movies On It

issue 4531 | 07.30.09 | News In Brief

WASHINGTON—In what they described as one of the U.S. military's "most serious" security breaches to date, Pentagon officials... more»
Area Couple Not Sure If Sex Was Tantric

issue 4531 | 07.29.09 | News In Brief

SCARSDALE, NY—Following two hours of stilted, uncomfortable intercourse in which the couple started and stopped at various times, Jeff... more»
Softball Team Unsure Of How To Console Jackass Captain Who Just Struck Out

issue 4531 | 07.28.09 | News In Brief

MILWAUKEE—After team captain Steven Tompsen started yelling and threw a bat at the fence, teammates of the 32-year-old sales manager... more»
Terrier Bravely Defends Family From Squeak

issue 4531 | 07.27.09 | News In Brief

VANDERBILT, PA—Jasper, a 3-year-old short-legged terrier, gallantly defended the Henry household from a brief, high-pitched squeak... more»
Three Dozen Confirmed *@@## In Power Plant *@@##

issue 4530 | 07.25.09 | News In Brief

*@@## PROVINCE—Emergency and rescue *@@## reported to the scene of a most *@@## early *@@## morning, pulling several *@@## bodies from... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Biden Invokes Freedom Of Information Act To Find Out When Woman Gets Off Work

Rapper Not Entirely Sure Who Else Is On This Track

Report: 89% Of Suzy Qs Never Make It Out Of Gas Station Parking Lots

Cambridge Cop Accidentally Arrests Henry Louis Gates Again During White House Meeting

Man At Bar Has Incredibly Complicated Reason For Why He Enjoys Rolling Rock

Pentagon Loses Hard Drive With All The Movies On It

Area Couple Not Sure If Sex Was Tantric

Softball Team Unsure Of How To Console Jackass Captain Who Just Struck Out

Terrier Bravely Defends Family From Squeak

Three Dozen Confirmed @@## In Power Plant @@##

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