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Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree

issue 4542 | 10.17.09 | News

LA CROSSE, WI—"We're from Sweden or Norway or somewhere around there," said Sundling, who when prompted can accurately detail the origins of... more»

Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest Film

issue 4542 | 10.16.09 | News

HOLLYWOOD, CA—"It's a really funny movie, and I think people are going to enjoy it," lied the 39-year-old performer, knowing full well that he... more»

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

issue 4542 | 10.14.09 | News

NEW YORK——According to a source who wished to remain anonymous, there is an ineffable quality to the printed page that kidnappers cannot get... more»

Sotomayor Misses Supreme Court Case After Failing To Get Out Of Jury Duty

issue 4542 | 10.12.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"I probably threw away four of those letters before I got one that said I had to appear or 'face serious penalties,' whatever that... more»

Community Gives Up Following Tragedy

issue 4541 | 10.10.09 | News

FORT SCOTT, KS—"Honestly, I don't see the people of Fort Scott looking to one another for solace during this trying time, or really looking to... more»

God Introduces New Bird

issue 4541 | 10.09.09 | News

THE HEAVENS—Available in two colors—male and female—the bird reportedly combines everything God has learned from His previous works into... more»

Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed

issue 4541 | 10.06.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"If your grandmother would rather be euthanized in the privacy of her own home than be gutted and hanged on a high school soccer... more»

Struggling Museum Now Allowing Patrons To Touch Paintings

issue 4541 | 10.05.09 | News

NEW YORK—"At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads," Gerard Schmidt, a retired banker said of Monet's Water... more»

Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

issue 4540 | 10.03.09 | News

SARASOTA, FL—"I could never be unfaithful to Helen," said the 63-year-old Arnold Schneider, who over the past four decades has unsuccessfully... more»

Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up

issue 4540 | 10.02.09 | News

OAK HARBOR, WA—"He's fine," said Shell president Marvin Odum. "Trust me, before all of the cameras and reporters showed up, our little buddy... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree

Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest Film

Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

Sotomayor Misses Supreme Court Case After Failing To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Community Gives Up Following Tragedy

God Introduces New Bird

Obama: Health Care Plan Would Give Seniors Right To Choose How They Are Killed

Struggling Museum Now Allowing Patrons To Touch Paintings

Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up

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