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Area Man Unsustainable, Experts Warn

issue 4537 | 09.12.09 | News

WASHINGTON—Experts predict 39-year-old Doug Mahoney's most nutrient-rich layers will be washed away by the end of the decade, leaving little... more»

Liechtenstein, Andorra Forced To Fight By Larger Countries

issue 4537 | 09.11.09 | News

HELSINKI—"They have to do it for real, though; they can't just declare a cease-fire after 20 minutes,” German chancellor Angela Merkel said.... more»

Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane

issue 4537 | 09.08.09 | News

FORT MEYERS, FL—According to meteorologists, the massive storm could make as many as 3 million residents every bit as homeless as they've been... more»

Next Tarantino Movie An Homage To Beloved Tarantino Movies Of Director's Youth

issue 4537 | 09.07.09 | News

MADRID—"I've been a Tarantino fan for as long as I can remember," said Tarantino, who repeatedly referred to his hero as "The Master." "We're... more»

Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | News

PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI—Organizers of the LXXXI Olympiad, which would be held in the capital city of Port-au-Prince, said the event will showcase... more»

Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing

issue 4536 | 09.04.09 | News

MARGATE, FL—Senior Chris Payack claims to have imparted much wisdom to the freshman, including the locations of bathrooms with working locks on... more»

Report: Some Kid's Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning

issue 4536 | 09.02.09 | News

NAPERVILLE—Although the extent of the injury has not yet been determined, seventh-grade sources said that it was totally gushing blood and... more»

Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

issue 4536 | 08.31.09 | News

LEBANON, OHIO—Although Armstrong said he "could have sworn" he felt the effects of zero gravity while soaring out of the Earth's atmosphere... more»

Unstable Relative, Toddler Compete For Attention At Family Get-Together

issue 4535 | 08.29.09 | News

LOWELL, MA—The barbecue, which began shortly after 4 p.m., saw both emotionally fragile and needy family members Nicholas Aunchman, 3, and... more»

Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

issue 4535 | 08.28.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"All these goddamn layoffs, they're totally a blessing in disguise," said Donald Ellington, a completely hammered senior adviser at... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Area Man Unsustainable, Experts Warn

Liechtenstein, Andorra Forced To Fight By Larger Countries

Thousands Of Abandoned, Foreclosed Homes Threatened By Florida Hurricane

Next Tarantino Movie An Homage To Beloved Tarantino Movies Of Director's Youth

Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics

Loser Senior Takes Loser Freshman Under His Wing

Report: Some Kid's Head Cracked Open In Gym This Morning

Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

Unstable Relative, Toddler Compete For Attention At Family Get-Together

Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

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