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Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle

issue 4535 | 08.25.09 | News

KIGALI, RWANDA—"Always remember to keep things light and breezy when mingling," said real estate heiress Danielle Watters as she advised a... more»

Dog Humiliated In Front Of Entire Park

issue 4535 | 08.24.09 | News

CONCORD, NH—The mortifying scene, which included several heated utterances of "bad dog" and "very bad dog," lasted nearly 20 seconds,... more»

Area Man To Hang Out At McDonald's For 20 Minutes Until Lunch Menu Goes Up

issue 4534 | 08.22.09 | News

ERIE, PA—"The girl at the counter said I could still get breakfast if I wanted, but 10:40's too late for breakfast." said restaurant patron Don... more»

Study: 74% Of Children Tenting Out In Yard Don't Make It Through The Night

issue 4534 | 08.21.09 | News

WASHINGTON— Over two months the study documented nearly 18,345 ways in which children, who never suspected a thing until it was too late,... more»

Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care

issue 4534 | 08.18.09 | News

WASHINGTON—"It is our responsibility to put differences aside and focus on refusing Americans the health care they deserve," said House Speaker... more»

Film Adaptation Of 'The Brothers Karamazov' Ends Where Most People Stop Reading Book

issue 4534 | 08.17.09 | News

LOS ANGELES—The Brothers Karamazov will also include 12 separate intermissions, during which portions of the latest John... more»

Mom Has Some Wild New Ideas For Dressing Son This Year

issue 4533 | 08.15.09 | News

TIGARD, OR—"Well, you know how boys are," said Karen Dougherty, as she carefully hemmed the cuffs on a pair of baby-blue corduroys. "If Michael... more»

Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower

issue 4533 | 08.14.09 | News

CINCINNATI—"If you have difficult-to-manage hair and a two-hander to contend with, Pantene Pro V2 has got you covered," said spokeswoman Karen... more»