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Area Man Spends Summer Having Wallet Stolen Across Europe

issue 4532 | 08.08.09 | News

DECATUR, IL—Marcus Hayes, 22, even managed to learn a few helpful phrases throughout his travels, including the Dutch terms for "Please leave... more»
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World

issue 4532 | 08.07.09 | News

ORLANDO, FL—According to photographs surfacing from the dig site, the Mouseketeers are arranged according to rank and appear to be marching or... more»
Solitary Crow On Fence Post Portending Doom, Analysts Warn

issue 4532 | 08.05.09 | News

GREELEY, NE—Despite the deployment of a $14 billion crow task force to monitor the bird, the sudden snapping of a twig, coupled with the... more»
Sanyo Praying Area Man Doesn't Send In Rebate Form

issue 4532 | 08.03.09 | News

OSAKA, JAPAN—Company accountants have determined that Sanyo would need to sell at least two more phones or six clock radios to offset the... more»
Man Running After Bus Delights Bus Occupants

issue 4531 | 08.01.09 | News

CLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that... more»
Recent Rise In International Disputes Traced Back To Cute U.N. Tour Guide

issue 4531 | 07.31.09 | News

NEW YORK—"She was...wow," Saudi delegate Ahmad Khouri said. "The first time I saw her, I was in the middle of speaking out on the deplorable... more»
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

issue 4531 | 07.28.09 | News

SAN FRANCISCO—“Not only does it look awesome, but it can do pretty much anything you want as long as you believe in it,” said Paul Conrad,... more»
China Strong

issue 4530 | 07.27.09 | News

Following approved article contains: Report on strength and might of China; Report on force and vigor of China; Report on how China will... more»
American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time!

issue 4530 | 07.27.09 | News

Following approved article contains: Report on big hot trend sweeping the palates of American consumers; Evidence of deliciousness and ease... more»
Nothing At All Happens To 28 Tibetan Protesters, Their Families

issue 4530 | 07.27.09 | News

YANTAI, CHINA—In a non-news event, which did not occur and therefore warrants no coverage, nothing happened to 28 Tibetan protesters and... more»