The Onion - America's Finest News Source - http://www.theonion.com/content/topics/Onion_Radio_News/feed en-us [audio] Plate Of Cookies Never Stood A Chance http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/plate_of_cookies_never_stood?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Fri, 16 May 2008 01:00:06 -0400 food dessert Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/79326 [audio] Biologists Apologize For Release Of Giant Winged Serpents http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/biologists_apologize_for?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Thu, 15 May 2008 01:00:44 -0400 Science_Fiction Science_&_Technology Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/79325 [audio] Obama Voicemail Message Not That Inspiring http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/obama_voicemail_message_not?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Wed, 14 May 2008 01:00:15 -0400 Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/79324 [audio] Bear Searches For Food Inside Backpacker http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/bear_searches_for_food?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Tue, 13 May 2008 01:00:34 -0400 Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/79323 [audio] Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/rubiks_cube_solved_with?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Mon, 12 May 2008 01:00:36 -0400 Games Violence Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78819 [audio] Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/christian_slater_dropped?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Sun, 11 May 2008 01:00:13 -0400 celebrities Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78818 [audio] India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/indias_top_physicists?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Sat, 10 May 2008 01:00:39 -0400 Medicine International Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78817 [audio] Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/cheney_adds_rare_64_kuwait?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Fri, 09 May 2008 01:00:54 -0400 Cheney bush_administration politics Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78816 [audio] Enterprising Dog Opens Own Kennel http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/enterprising_dog_opens_own?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Thu, 08 May 2008 01:00:14 -0400 animals dogs Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78815 [audio] Breakthrough Heinz Bottle Shoots Ketchup With Laser-Like Precision http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/breakthrough_heinz_bottle?utm_source=from_tag Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland Wed, 07 May 2008 01:00:51 -0400 products food Onion_Radio_News http://www.theonion.com/content/node/78814