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Player Whistled Dead
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New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

issue 4545 | 11.05.09 | Sports News

NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a... more»
Cyberball Robot Player's Union Says Lockout Likely In 2073 Season

issue 4540 | 10.07.09 | Sports NIB

EARTH—DR-66, the Variable Representative Unit for the ICBL Robot Players Union, announced Monday that collective-bargaining agreement... more»
Eight Sailors Suspended In Boat-Clearing Brawl

issue 4537 | 09.11.09 | Sports NIB

RAS AL-KHAIMAH, UAE—Famed yacht club the Société Nautique de Genève suspended eight sailors from the Alinghi of Switzerland and BMW Oracle... more»
Caster Semenya

issue 4535 | 08.27.09 | Strongside/Weakside

South African runner Caster Semenya's sex has come under scrutiny. Is he/she any good? more»
Ted DiBiase Worried About Current Status Of His Million Dollars

issue 4534 | 08.24.09 | Sports NIB

BEL, CA—Once known for his extravagant spending and diamond-studded outfits, former professional wrestler "The Million Dollar Man" Ted... more»
Y.E. YANG

issue 4534 | 08.20.09 | Strongside/Weakside

By defeating Tiger Woods, Y.E. Yang pulled off one of the biggest upsets in golf history last Sunday. Is he any good? more»
Lazy Nike Exec Pitches Commercial Where Usain Bolt Runs Away From Something

issue 4534 | 08.20.09 | Sports News

BEAVERTON, OR—The new campaign, which Nike advertising executive Paul Dewitt barely mustered the energy to title "Usain Bolt: Fast Guy," is... more»
Still-Rattled Padraig Harrington Wears Golf Shoes To Airport, Gets On Wrong Flight, Forgets Name

issue 4533 | 08.13.09 | Sports News

PAPILLION, NE—Four days after a disappointing final round at the Bridgestone Invitational, during which he gave up a three-shot lead to... more»
Shattered World Records Credited To New Swimsuits

issue 4532 | 08.06.09 | Photo Finish
Alberto Contador

issue 4531 | 07.30.09 | Strongside/Weakside

Contador bested Lance Armstrong and a strong field to win his second Tour de France. Is he any good? more»

From The Sports Vault »

Football

Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive

11.19.09 | ISSUE 4552
Norman Esiason Finally Outgrows Childish Nickname

11.19.09 | ISSUE 4552
Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime

11.19.09 | ISSUE 4547
Saints Completely Satisfied With 8-0 Start

11.13.09 | ISSUE 4546
JaMarcus Russell

11.12.09 | ISSUE 4546
2009 Midseason NFL Highlights

11.12.09 | ISSUE 4546

Baseball

Mickey Mouse Noticeably Avoids A-Rod During Trip To Disney World

11.17.09 | ISSUE 4546
Kansas City Fails To Pick Up Option On Royals

11.16.09 | ISSUE 4546
Report: Yankees Trademarked 'Yankees Suck' Chant In 1996

11.13.09 | ISSUE 4546
95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series

11.06.09 | ISSUE 4545
Derek Jeter

11.05.09 | ISSUE 4545
Mark McGwire To Teach Cardinal Hitters At What Point In Swing To Evade Congressional Questioning

11.02.09 | ISSUE 4544

Basketball

LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan

11.20.09 | ISSUE 4547
Brandon Jennings

11.19.09 | ISSUE 4552
Memphis Grizzlies Continue To Insist They Have 5 Players Better Than Allen Iverson

11.14.09 | ISSUE 4546
Tim Duncan Makes Citizen's Foul Call

11.10.09 | ISSUE 4545
Shaq, Cavaliers Start To Bond After Rollerblading Around Cleveland

11.07.09 | ISSUE 4545
40,000 Revenge-Seeking Bats Descend Upon Manu Ginobili

11.05.09 | ISSUE 4545

Hockey

People Probably Affiliated With Hockey In Some Way Inducted In Hockey Hall Of Fame

11.12.09 | ISSUE 4546
Flyers Defeat Devils In What Everyone Involved Believes To Be Preseason Game

10.09.09 | ISSUE 4541
Rangers Win Stanley Cup 15 Years Ago

06.18.09 | ISSUE 4527
Kobe Brygdanov Leads Red Wings To Game 2 Win

06.04.09 | ISSUE 4523
Detroit, Pittsburgh Both Attempting To Lose Stanley Cup, Avoid Expensive Victory Parade

06.04.09 | ISSUE 4523
Alexander Ovechkin

05.07.09 | ISSUE 4519

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