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Department Of Justice Adds Mounted Prosecutors

issue 4449 | 12.03.08 | Radio
Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

issue 4440 | 10.03.08 | News

WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able... more»
Police Ferret Curled Up On Evidence

issue 4439 | 09.29.08 | Radio
No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard

issue 4436 | 09.06.08 | News

CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite,"... more»
Cop Vows To Hunt Down Punk Who Successfully Pressed Brutality Charges Against His Partner

issue 4434 | 08.18.08 | News In Brief

DETROIT—Christopher O'Dell, a 16-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department, told reporters Monday that he will not rest until he... more»
Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality

issue 4423 | 06.04.08 | News

LIBERTY CITY—"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable." more»
SWAT Team Leader Uses Wrong Hand Signal Again

issue 4423 | 06.03.08 | Radio
Stolen Tour Bus Leads Police On Chase Of Historic Downtown Philadelphia

issue 4422 | 05.27.08 | News In Brief

PHILADELPHIA—Police were led on a reckless, high-speed pursuit past more than a dozen of downtown Philadelphia's most historically... more»
LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet

issue 4421 | 05.25.08 | Radio
Urinator Apprehended

issue 4418 | 05.03.08 | Radio

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Department Of Justice Adds Mounted Prosecutors

Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

Police Ferret Curled Up On Evidence

No One On SWAT Team Wants To Wait In Ventilation Duct With Howard

Cop Vows To Hunt Down Punk Who Successfully Pressed Brutality Charges Against His Partner

Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality

SWAT Team Leader Uses Wrong Hand Signal Again

Stolen Tour Bus Leads Police On Chase Of Historic Downtown Philadelphia

LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet

Urinator Apprehended

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