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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Thing That Was Popular Before Brought Back In Hopes Of It Still Being Popular

issue 4542 | 10.13.09 | News In Brief

NEW YORK—Confident that people would once again embrace it as a beloved part of pop culture, steps were taken this week to reintroduce... more»
Let Me Show You Our New Line Of Bullshit

issue 4535 | 08.25.09 | Commentary

Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help but notice you checking out our bullshit section over here. Now, most of the people that come in here don't... more»
Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower

issue 4533 | 08.14.09 | News

CINCINNATI—"If you have difficult-to-manage hair and a two-hander to contend with, Pantene Pro V2 has got you covered," said spokeswoman Karen... more»
New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses While Looking At Fish

issue 4521 | 05.19.09 | News In Brief

SAGINAW, MI—Executives at Poseidon Aquatic Enclosures announced Monday the launch of a new line of made-to-order fish tanks that can... more»
Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

issue 4504 | 01.19.09 | News

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild... more»
T-Shirt Machine Gun To Change The Face Of Promotional Warfare

issue 4449 | 12.02.08 | News In Brief

LANGLEY, VA—Engineers at the Fun Gun Air Cannon Co. announced Tuesday that initial field tests of the TG-71 Rapid-Fire T-shirt... more»
Junk E-Mail Falls By Two-Thirds

issue 4449 | 12.01.08 | American Voices

The amount of spam sent and received dropped last week to 60 billion messages a day—a decrease of 66 percent—after a Web hosting... more»
Flea Market Vendor Could Possibly Let Unidentifiable Lump Go For $15

issue 4447 | 11.21.08 | News In Brief

BOISE, ID—Though he claims it to be worth at least twice as much, flea market vendor Roger Jenkins is willing to let an... more»
Consumer Prices Fall Record Amount

issue 4447 | 11.21.08 | American Voices

The Consumer Price Index fell a record 1 percent in October, the steepest one month decline in its history. What do you think? more»
Blistex Executive Makes Fool Of Himself At Lip-Balm Conference

issue 4446 | 11.15.08 | News

SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Marketing executive Bernard Ganley first humiliated himself Monday morning when he suggested that applicator tips were a thing... more»