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A Smoove Evening

issue 4537 | 09.10.09 | Columnists

Damn. The last year has been full of challenges and heartbreak for Smoove B. His one true girl continues to ignore his many... more»
Political Goals For 2009

issue 4451 | 12.17.08 | Columnists

Smoove is not a political man. However, during the most recent election, something changed for Smoove. He has found a purpose. A new... more»
Smoove Is Waiting

issue 4414 | 04.03.08 | Columnists

Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat. It has been a long time since we broke up and you... more»
Girl, That Man Ain't Right For You

issue 4329 | 07.18.07 | Columnists

Girl, when I thought of you getting married to some other man, I nearly went out of my mind. As you know from the many voicemails I left on... more»
Girl, Smoove Will Not Be Able To Attend Your Wedding

issue 4235 | 08.30.06 | Columnists

Girl, while it has been almost two years since we broke apart, not a second goes by that you are not on my mind. As I have written many times... more»
Get Smooved

issue 4102 | 01.12.05 | Columnists

Girl, if there is any doubt in your mind as to what time it is, let me break it down for you: It is time for you to get Smooved. more»
Give Me Just One More Chance

issue 4030 | 07.28.04 | Columnists

If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word.... more»
I Can Make Things Right

issue 4010 | 03.10.04 | Columnists

Baby, my world is empty since you shut me out of your life that night. Things were so good between us. Open up your heart to me once again, and I... more»
Please Don't Be Mad

issue 3939 | 10.08.03 | Columnists

Please don't be upset, baby. more»

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Smoove B

A Smoove Evening

Political Goals For 2009

Smoove Is Waiting

Girl, That Man Ain't Right For You

Girl, Smoove Will Not Be Able To Attend Your Wedding

Get Smooved

Give Me Just One More Chance

I Can Make Things Right

Please Don't Be Mad

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