Smoove B

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Let Smoove Rock Your Body And World

issue 3922 | 06.11.03 | Columnists

Have I told you how wonderful you are? When I am with you, I feel like a whole new Smoove. Since you have asked me not to call you at work, I have... more»
You Will Know Love

issue 3905 | 02.12.03 | Columnists

Erase all doubt from your mind, for tonight, you will know love. Let me tell you how I am going to lay it down. more»
Let Smoove Take You Away

issue 3830 | 08.21.02 | Columnists

Girl, I know what you want. In addition, as your man, I know what you need. more»
Girl, She Means Nothing To Me

issue 3810 | 03.20.02 | Columnists

Aw, girl. You know I would never hurt you for all the gold and diamonds on Earth. You know I am your Smoove Man. And that is why I am begging you to... more»
I Have Returned, Baby

issue 3716 | 05.02.01 | Columnists

Girl, you knew I could not stay away for long. more»
Baby, Don't Go

issue 3521 | 06.02.99 | Columnists

Baby, we were so close to reuniting. I beg you not to leave me now. more»
Destination: Another Level

issue 3514 | 04.14.99 | Columnists

Baby, you are the one true love of my life. You are the one I dream about both night and day. You are the one who lights the fire of my desire. Also,... more»
Satisfaction Guaranteed

issue 3502 | 01.20.99 | Columnists

Baby, there is one piece of information in particular that you need to know: With Smoove B, satisfaction is guaranteed. more»
I Got What You Need

issue 3408 | 09.23.98 | Columnists

You are looking very fine. I am serious. more»
Girl, He's No Good For You

issue 3402 | 08.12.98 | Columnists

Baby, I have sat patiently for a long time while another man has kept you warm at night, made sweet love to you, and presented you with gifts of... more»

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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Smoove B

Let Smoove Rock Your Body And World

You Will Know Love

Let Smoove Take You Away

Girl, She Means Nothing To Me

I Have Returned, Baby

Baby, Don't Go

Destination: Another Level

Satisfaction Guaranteed

I Got What You Need

Girl, He's No Good For You

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