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Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame

issue 4515 | 04.09.09 | Sports News

LOS ANGELES—Coolio and Isaiah Rider were also selected by the Rock 'N' Jock Veterans Committee, which consists of Kenny Lofton and Boyz II... more»

Cheering Fans, Thrilling NCAA Tournament Disgust BCS Officials

issue 4514 | 04.02.09 | Sports News

DETROIT—Claiming that determining an unquestioned national champion through a playoff system "went against the very idea of sporting... more»

Shaq Finds Mysterious Inscriptions Written On Basketball

issue 4513 | 03.26.09 | Sports News

PHOENIX—"I never saw anything written on the ball before," said O'Neal, adding that he had not considered the possibility of using a... more»

Dick Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports

issue 4512 | 03.19.09 | Sports News

BRISTOL, CT—Mrs. Vitale would not confirm rumors that ESPN analyst Digger Phelps sometimes participates while dressed as Wake Forest's... more»

Stumbling, Bumbling Sled Dog: 'Sorry, This Is My First Iditarod'

issue 4511 | 03.12.09 | Sports News

PUNTILLA LAKE, AK—"I have to pull it together," added the dog, making a point of directly addressing his musher, two-time Iditarod champion... more»

Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue

issue 4510 | 03.05.09 | Sports News

BOSTON—"I shall of these three fools now make my purse," Marbury was heard to say after the game, although he appeared to be addressing no... more»

New Mike Tyson Documentary Features Exclusive Interviews With Super Macho Man, King Hippo

issue 4509 | 02.26.09 | Sports News

AUSTIN, TX—A new documentary titled Punched Out!!: The Mike Tyson Story, which follows the legendary boxer's career... more»

Nate Robinson Jumping Over Dwight Howard In Everyday Life

issue 4508 | 02.19.09 | Sports News

ORLANDO, FL—"I can't do anything without that guy jumping over me," said Howard, who glanced over his shoulder every few seconds during his... more»

A-Rod Dead At 33

issue 4507 | 02.12.09 | Sports News

NEW YORK—Baseball legend and mythical figure A-Rod, the New York Yankee third baseman and three-time American League Most Valuable Player,... more»

Polamaluesque Puppy Dominates Puppy Bowl

issue 4506 | 02.05.09 | Sports News

SILVER SPRING, MD—In Onion Sports: Feisty, athletic, enthusiastic, dreadlocked: Little Troy Pupamalu was the deciding factor in this year's... more»

At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame

Cheering Fans, Thrilling NCAA Tournament Disgust BCS Officials

Shaq Finds Mysterious Inscriptions Written On Basketball

Dick Vitale More Sexual During March Madness, Wife Lorraine Reports

Stumbling, Bumbling Sled Dog: 'Sorry, This Is My First Iditarod'

Stephon Marbury Embroils Celtics' Big 3 In Elaborate Shakespearean Intrigue

New Mike Tyson Documentary Features Exclusive Interviews With Super Macho Man, King Hippo

Nate Robinson Jumping Over Dwight Howard In Everyday Life

A-Rod Dead At 33

Polamaluesque Puppy Dominates Puppy Bowl

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